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[EDIT} I should probably clarify, just to be sure: No, this is not intended as something to take seriously. Yes, it's supposed to be silly and nonsensical. No, I will not god-mod, despite Henry being an all-powerful being. I don't intend to have him fighting other players' characters. If someone tries to start a fight with him, he'll just do something to get the point across that he is essentially a nonentity.

And again. This is intended to be silly and nonsensical. Nothing to take seriously. Totally out of context, nothing here will affect your character outside of this forum. It's an alternate reality Maybe Henry created it. I dunno'.
Probably not.

Now, c'mon people. Go nuts.

Sweet baby Jesus it's about time!

Excellent! Much excellent!

Alright! You go ahead, get us started. Have no fear. Henry will appear.

Nah, we'll do this right here. The more people the better!

Join us, more people, JOIN US!

And you should use whoever you like! Everyone is equal in the eyes of Henry.

[Ah, I see! So people just jump in. Well, I'mma start..]

Ygurt was standing in a white room. Pure nothingness. And then he saw it.. the Man-Snake. It had just appeared! Freaking out, Ygurt put his tail ahead of himself, wishing to defend himself from.. well, whatever it was.

But seriously, that thing was WEIRD! It was the size of a beach ball, floaty, and in general, just very confusing as to how its anatomy was configured. He couldn't imagine what it was.

(Just ignore this if I didn't do it right or something. )

Amelia popped into a white room, looking around confused. "Hm? This isn't ancient Rome..." She said, scratching her head. "Oh well." She said with a shrug. There was a bright white light and then...

She was still there. "What the kragnogs?" She exclaimed, trying once again to Time Travel. It did nothing but blind the others in the room with a bright light, and make a panicked Amelia dizzy. "What kind of place is this?!?!" She exclaimed, looking around and taking in the situation. With a fast heart beat.

I jump into the white room, playing the electric guitar singing a song:

"CUZ BAYBEI NOW WE GOTZ BAAAAD BLUD! That was a song I wrote in honor of my dead pet axolotl who died of blood problems.

The andalite was overwhelmed. First, the floating thing, then someone who said they weren't in Ancient Rome, and now someone who was singing and making screeching noises with some sort of.. lute? Oh, the andalite didn't know. All Ygurt knew that these people were all (most likely) hostile. So he backed up into a non-existant corner, holding his tail blade to face all of these strangers.

[Guys, Henry's gonna be gone for a bit. He can't reply right away.]

I walk towards Andalite and touch his forehead before playing on my electric guitar this fine tune:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsW_B9n2TKc

The andalite screamed via thoughtspeech. His voice rang through everyone's minds, letting them know that he was distressed. <AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!>

"No! No, not the Nyan cat! I thought I was in 3015!!!" Amelia said, shaking her head. "No, turn it off!" She exclaimed, searching frantically through her giant coat to try snd find something, anything to block out that horrid noise. Amelia eventually resorted to just shoving as many scarfs and rags into her ears as possible, nearly blocking put the noise.

"Why can I still hear it?!?" Amelia exclaimed, throwing the scarfs down in anger. She then realized it wasn't the human looking thing, it was the blue centaur type thing. "Hey, hey, stop! It's okay!"

(Okay.)

The andalite eventually stopped, but only after smacking away the human's hands. The blue centaur, however, stayed backed up into his corner. <Stay away from me, please!> he warned the human who had touched his forehead, slashing his shorm in the air ahead of him.

I poked Andalite in the eyes before skateboarding over to Amelia, ramming into her, trying to knock her over whilst playing nyan cat still.

The andalite's four eyes watered as they were poked. <BACTERIA! AHHHHH!> screamed Ygurt.

"I swear I will tear you to shreds you fidlion of a sakaton!" She yelled, chasing after the skateboarding human, becoming frantic.

I smash my skateboard over Amelia's head with all my force.

<Stop it!> yelled the andalite.

I walk over to Andalite and spit in his face before playing more guitar.

The andalite rubbed the saliva off of his face. <BACTERIAAAAA!> he screamed. Man, this andalite wouldn't shut up.

Amelia was dizzy from the blow, and just decided to sit in the corner, silently trying to figure out why her Time Travel wasn't working. "Good frokina, the universe is cruel." She mumbles to herself.

I coughed in Andalite's face. "Sorry about that. I haven't been feeling well lately..." I explained.