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Granted, but over exposure to the substance has given you a violently allergic reaction.

I wish I had a giant mecha.

Granted, but your neighbour 'borrows' it and refuses to give it back.

I wish train tickets were cheaper.

Granted, however, you are never allowed to actually RIDE the train.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but no matter what you set out to draw it ends up being the same old mans face.


I wish I could become rich and famous in a day

Granted, but your government curious how that happened puts you in jail until they figure it out.

I wish I had wings and could fly.

Granted, but someone keeps clipping your flight feathers an you are unable to figure out who.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but every time you sing glass shatters everywhere around you.

I wish I was empress of the galaxy.

Granted - but things seem awful quiet around here. Opps, you conquered the wrong galaxy.

I wish I could become a super hero.

Granted but you're Aquaman.

I wish I could become a super villain.

You already ar- *gets whacked in the head with a smelly fish* OKAY OKAY.

Granted, but you're only 5 inches tall.

I wish I wouldn't have to wait 45 minutes for my food to cook in the oven.

Granted but now you have to wait 450 minutes.

I wish I didn't feel so tired right now.

Granted, but you now have too much energy and you're forced to always move.

I wish I had good grades.

Granted, but they so impress your parents and teachers that they put you into special academic programs that take up all of your evening and weekends.

I wish someone would come over and make me delicious pancakes.

Granted, but that person is a ghost and the delicious pancakes are only ethereal.

I wish I could be a 6 foot 4 inch tall, slender but fit anthropomorphic white lion.

Granted, but everybody else in the world looks just like you.


I wish Darth would post in our RP already!

Granted but noone else but him can see the post.

I wish I had a bit more money.

Granted but with new found wealth comes the IRS to put collect what you owe them.

I wish my car would quit acting up.

Granted - instead of acting up, your car dies completely, leaving you stranded in the middle of the desert on the side of a local, seldom traveled road.

I wish I had a modest house with a Japanese garden in the backyard where I could spend my spare time doing tai-chi and sitting meditations.

Granted, though you'll have some loud, extremely patriotic, unknowledged and overly social neighbours with alot of relatives that get invited every time you feel like meditating.

I wish I had a lava lamp that has another lava lamp inside of it.

Granted, though when anyone looks into it they become so mesmerized they can't be made alert again. Enjoy your living room full of vegetables!

I wish my semi was sentient.