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Granted but now the human race has been wiped out.

I wish there was a Star Trek vs Star Wars movie.

Granted, but the movie was made by Yaoi shipping fangirls.

I wish I didn't suck at videogames.

Granted, but they stop working shortly after you play them.

I wish I had low light vision~

Granted but you are now incapable of seeing in any other forms of light.

I wish I had access to every single tv and radio station currently in existence.

Granted. Too bad you're censored on every single one.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted but you can only teleport onto molten lava surrounded rock islands.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Granted but you end up jumping so high you end up in outer space (That's not a bad view though).

I wish I was able to mentally torment anyone and everyone.

Granted but they can do the same to you three times worse.

I wish I had a butterfinger candy bar.

Granted, but it's completely melted to the wrapper.

I wish I could write the perfect novel.

Granted, but no one will buy it because they are all to busy reading about sparkling vampires.

I wish I had the motivation to do my homework.

(I love that answer... )

Granted, but now your school assigns homework that has to be done over long periods of time.

I wish I could draw

Granted but then the world supply of paper runs out.

I wish I had the giant pot of nutella I saw a picture of earlier.

(DRAW ON CARDBOARD OR STONE! >D)

Granted, but it's twenty years old and all moldy.

I wish I had Darth's hat.

Granted but then Kim steals it.

Again.


I wish I lived in the world of Mass Effect.

Granted, but you shall forever wear a girly blond wig and a neon pink dress!

I wish I had a tasty chicken burger.

Error

Granted but the chicken is still alive.

I was that Obi Wan would have turned to the dark side rather than anakin.

granted but he uses a pink light saber.

I wish that dishes could do themselves.

Granted but the dishes take their revenge on the utensils and make them even dirtier.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted but you can't land without hurting yourself.

I wish Phrost would post! Heh.