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Granted but you now forget to benk over and are constantly bonking your head on door frames.

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted, but it's cold.

I wish I had the power to turn invisible.

Granted but it only turns your finger invisible.

I wish I could had wings to fly over anything.

Granted but you can only fly for a maximum of a minute every 24 hours starting from the last time you flew.

I wish college wouldn't end.

Granted, but the college fees put you in a whole lot of debt, and unable to pay it you go to jail (but you can still study in jail)

I wish I was HE-MAN! MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Granted. Now people blame all their problems on you, since you're the master of the universe and should solve them. Everyone ends up hating you.

I wish I had lots of money.

Granted, though each time you spend some, a puppy dies.

I wish my characters were real and I had them in my control.

Granted, but having said control over your chars has crippled your own body ,so you can only move your neck and head.


I wish I owned the site http://www.rprepository.com

Granted, but the moment you own it someone hacks it off of you for themselves.

I wish I could travel all of time and space with the Doctor, even if it's just for a month or two.

Granted. But when you step inside you slip and fall in the T.A.R.D.I.S and become knocked out for the full duration of the trip.

I wish I could morph into one of my characters for one whole day.

Granted, but that same character gets to be you.

I wish I owned a llama.

Granted, but its only a Llama badge on deviantart.


I wish I had a pizza to eat :V

Granted, but it's yesterday's pizza.

I wish I could drive a car.

(thats fine with me, reheated 1 day old pizza FTW)

Anyway, Granted....but you crash the car within the hour....

I wish I had a civilization of tiny people, in a tiny world I control.

Granted, but they are so loud and annoying that you wind up destroying them.

I wish my allergies died in a fire leaving me alive, healthy and allergy free.

Granted. You are now alive, healthy and allergy free.... at least until you eat that radioactive peanut that gives you all the allergies that you DIDN'T have before.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but its all taken in taxs


I wish I had a home of my own, that didnt cost too much to own, and is in a nice crime free area.

Granted, but there is a reason that it was cheap, nearby is a nuclear power plant and I just heard it had a leak.....

I wish that the oceans and rivers were not at all polluted.

Granted, but all the poluttion was dumped into lakes and streams and your yard.

I wish I could step into the life of a celebrity and take over.

Granted, but someone shoots that celebrity for there own fame.


I wish I can live a long and happy life.