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Granted but everytime you finish drawing it burn up.
I wish to be rich.

Granted - hand of Midas style.

I wish I was more outgoing.

Granted but people won't ever stop talking to you and you can't turn anyone down,ever.

I wish for a hover board

Granted, though it tends to implode on a regular basis, you're not sure why.

I wish I had a giant cheese grater, the moon is a lot of cheese to grate.

granted but the cheese grater is 10 tons and glued to the ground.

i wish for blue eyes

Granted, but they see through people's clothes!

I wish I had a talking grapefruit named Stanley.

Granted, but Stanley's kind of a jerk.

I wish I had a talking raspberry called Steven.

GRAUNTED!!!

But due to curiosity on how he tasted, he at himself to nothingness.

I wish I had a pet talking baby rainbow griffin!

Granted, but it tried to learn how to fly too early from too high a height. It was a tragic ending, and you mourned.

I wish my cat weren't completely insane.

GRAUNTEED!!

But you realise that it was you who was insane in the first place driving yourself mad further.

I wish I could get my first car already:(

Granted: *gives you keys to a totaled car*

You didn't ask for a working one now did ya?

I wish I had an environmentally friendly and very safe car that can drive itself. *has driving phobia*

Granted; although, it's GPS is powered by Atmos, which doesn't like you, and tends to crash the car occasionally, or drive into a lake.

(Man, I knew I was crazy, but how could I make myself crazier? Ugh...)

I wish I lived in a video game world, a lot like in Scott Pilgrim vs The World. That would make things interesting, no?

Granted, Your in a video game. BUUT you are constantly controlled by the Player who likes to see all the funny ways he can kill you off

I wish I had a super suit like Iron Man!

Granted, but the suit falls in love with you and things get awkward.

I wish that all manga I read updates every day instead of every week/month(s).

Granted, but the writers quickly die of exhaustion and sleep deprivation, leaving you often with new writers you don't like.

...

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, But you will not wake until a charming prince kisses you

I wish I was a ship captain

(Charming PRINCE?? Ugh, I kinda asked for that one, didn't I?)

Granted; You're missing a crew, and you're in the middle of a large, desolate ocean.

I wish that I had the ability to teleport between set points in the world that I've created.

Granted, too bad all the points have to be set inside of an active volcano for it to work.

I wish manga writers could draw at 100 times the speed so they don't have to overwork to make more releases.

Granted, but trees don't grow fast enough to keep up, and the world ends up clear-cut for the sake of comics.

I wish people would put in more effort than just "it only works under this circumstance."

Granted; but it only works under one circumstance! Wait, no...
Granted; But then everyone actually has to think of ideas! That's not it...
GRANTED; however, due to the lack of circumstances to corrupt a wish with, the fun topic in the games section of the Forum slowly dies off into nothingness...

I wish I could pilot a Y-Wing, those things are cool.