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Granted!!! ( I want him to too! so I aint gonna do a .. but.. lol )

I wish the human body was designed to function on less than three hours sleep a night..

AGREED!!

And

Ebs, granted but you can no longer consume coffee, or energy drinks as you no longer need em

Granted, Ebony, but you grow a three foot long mane of back hair as a result.

I wish there was a good Thai or Indian restaurant around.

Granted but the owner isn't actually Thai or Indian so the food doesn't taste as it should.

I wish I had a hammock to chill in.

granted but it's a gnome sized hammock

I wish I had the soil and pots to start my gardening

Granted but most of the pots are cracked and the bag of soil can't even fill one pot.

I wish my animation project was done!

Granted but it winds up being a epic fail forcing you to scrap it and start again.

I wish I had a Xbox 360.

Granted but you have a permanent Red Ring of Death

I wish my cellphone battery lasted longer

Granted, but the battery explodes when the charge runs out.

I wish I could do a back flip.

Granted but now it is your only means of forward motion.

I wish I could hold some food down.

granted but you can now only eat crackers or dry toast

I wish skittles really did come from rainbows

Granted, but everything you touch becomes a rainbow.

I wish I could see what they put in the cinnamon-sugar swirls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Granted but now that is all you see forever more.

I wish I had the money to go skydiving.

granted but you have a near death experience, and never have the courage do do anything like that again.

I wish the AC was on in my building (seriously it's only march and it's hovering around 30 degrees (Celsius) in my apartment.)

granted, but the weather takes a turn for the worse, it's now snowing, and the AC is stuck on max... it's below 0 Cecilius in your building.

I wish that I didn't have to plan or pay for my wedding..

Granted, but now your mother-in-law is doing the wedding and it is going to involve circus performers and you wearing a pink tux.

I wish I could teleport

[Sorry I just saw before the secondd and, and I thought I write Sins Not Tragedies.]

CelestinaGrey: Granted, but you can teleport only into walls or trees.

I wish my dog would behave around other dogs.

Granted but now other dogs act up around yours.


I wish my dogs weren't such spoiled brats.

Granted, but they aren't your dogs anymore.

I wish ... uh... UHHH. UH. FFFFFFFFF--I wish I could make sculptures out of pie dough that would never decay.