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Granted your tan is now random splotches of even numbers

I wish I had an epic superpower

Granted; You can make the word 'EPIC' appear out of thin air, but the font sucks.

I wish I could stop procrastinating by using the RPR Forum Games.
(It's a choice, really! I can stop whenever I want to!)

Granted, but you now procrastinate by browsing through the help menu.

I wish I have the patience to write a book.

Granted, but I end up burning every copy you send to the publisher! Aint I a stinker


I wish I could actually make funny jokes.

Granted but when you tell one your lungs explode




I wish that air was everywhere

Granted, but there has to be plants to filter the air.



I wish I had friends to play La Tale with.

Granted, but then all of their computers get stolen.

I wish I had more friends to play Elsword with.

Granted,but there noobs




I wish that money was free

Granted. The economy has now collapsed, anarchy has taken over and you are now a vagabond.

I wish I had a cool space helmet with that actually worked in outer space.

Granted,but I stole it





I wish this comment had rainbow in it

yep rainbow text

GRANTED, but there's one problem. YOU ALREADY HAVE RAINBOW IN YOUR COMMENT. Wish well wasted if ya ask me.

I wish scientists would GET OFF THEIR BUTTS and instead of finding weight loss crap that "really works", they find a way instead to make obesity healthy.

Granted, buuuuut there all dead



I wish I could think of a wish to wish for

Granted, but then you forget again

I wish I owned the internet.

Granted. *gives you a very fat chinchilla named Internet

I wish that computer viruses were never created.

Granted. Now we have Computer Bacteria, WAY WORSE!!!

I wish for my cool spaceman helmet back from jaykob in mint condition.

Granted, but it has now lice ((*shrugs*))

I wish that I could control the weather

Granted!- but it comes back to haunt you and you get struck by lightning and die..


I wish I had magic powers.

Granted you can move only milk with your mind



I wish for a welcome matt.

GRANTED, but your order got mixed up and ya got a lackey named Matt who welcomes visitors to your house, who demands HIGH SALARY!

I wish I was a madgod pirate named Wabbajack Sparrow!

Granted. You are the God over dust and agnostics.

I want a wand from Ollivander's!!!