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Granted, but it's the pseudo-wood plastic ones they sell at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, HA.

I wish this wish wouldn't go bad! TRY TACKLING THAT ONE!

Granted but you done really gain anything, also in an unrelated incident you get smacked by a bus.

I wish for a pine tree

Granted. The pine tree has anger issues.

I wish that I could teleport from place to place, instead of being stuck in endless traffic.

Granted, you've successfully invented teleporters. Sadly even they *Buffering* have traffic...

I wish I had one of those ACME Instant Portable Hole!!!

Granted, but the technology is way beyond you mortals, therefore creating a singularity upon use that will ravage the Solar System. ENJOY YOUR PRODUCT, NO REFUNDS!

I wish I had INFINITE CHEESE!!!

Granted. You have so much cheese that you have destroyed the planet, causing life's extintion and the pollution of the solar system. Now the cheese's new high calorie lifeforms have invaded the rest of the universe, giving diabetes and destruction to anything on its past.

I wish that I could play Skyrim's Requiem thirty minutes straight without it crashing.

Granted, but instead of IT crashing, your entire computer crashes to the point where you have to spend days on end on tech support just to get it to boot up, even then only for 3 minutes at a time before crashing all over again. I CERTAINLY HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT.

I wish all cats were made out of CHEESE, so that they would not only make great household pets/snacks, but CHANGE THE TIDE OF BATTLE BETWEEN CATS AND MICE, AHA!

granted, but they are made of government cheese.

I wish someone would give me a good high five.

Granted,but he had a shocker on





I wish for this wish to go perfectly in every single way and give me 1000 dolars

Granted, it DOES go perfectly... up until the thousand dollar part, in which case, you were given 1000 yen by mistake, which totals to about $10 in American money. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

I wish my laptop would SING SHOW TUNES AND TAP DANCE, AHA!

Granted, but it fell and broke





I wish that I can have a way to china to spend my yen THEN ILL BE THE VICTOR

Granted, it goes right through the Earth's core. Your yen may burn up on the way there, along with any fleshy parts of yer body, not to mention YEN IS JAPANESE!!

I wish I had smell-o-vision installed for Teletubbies, I WANT TO SMELL A TELETUBBY, DON'T JUDGE ME!

Granted, but they were FARTING so yeah





I wish I was reicarnated IN JAPAN WITH MORE YEN

Granted, but you reincarnated into a flower in the middle of the street of Shibuya District. You are trampled on daily and your Yen was stolen by a drunk guy.

I wish for the MOON!!!

Granted,but a tsunami hit your house caus the moon moved






I wish that this was awsome

Granted, but it suddenly took a dark turn.

I wish my Wabbajack could punch holes in THE TIME SPACE-CONTINNUUM!!!

Granted,but he punched you



I wish for no reply

Granted, but unfortunately, in order to grant your wish, I HAD TO REPLY.

I WISH THE EARTH WOULD BE FLOODED AND I HAD A RED TALKING BOAT AND A CONDUCTOR ROD THAT COULD CONTROL THE WINDS, SO I COULD THAT RED PLUMBER FELLOW!

Granted, but it exploded




I wish corrupt a new wish

Granted, but I have no idea what you're on about, so here's a potato.
*hands you potato*
I wish I had the neck of a giraffe. THEN I WILL BE THE TALLEST THERE EVER WAS!