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I wish I wasn't so awsome

Granted, but now you have to find a new word that suites you, and it does not look pretty.

I wish i was better at doing my taxes.

Granted,but now you have UNLIMITED TAXES TO FILL OUT MWAHAHAHAHAH




I wish that I can find a new world that suites me THEN ILL WIN

Granted, but the word is "power-hungry", and then your people will RISE UP AGAINST YA, AGAINST OPPRESSION! (Also, there is no winning to this game, it's meant to go on for eternity, silly mortal. )

I wish I had HUUUUUGE hands! So I can finally reach behind that itchy spot on the back of my neck! IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!

Granted,but now its no longer itchy and THE WISH IS WASTED MWAHAHAHA



I wish for the next person to reply was me

Granted.

I wish the next person to reply was Sheogorath.

Granted!

I wish I had powers over BACON!

Granted, but they crumble to ash as soon as they touch your lips.

I wish to be an all powerful sorcerer!!!

Granted, but a boy in street rags traps you in a bottle, only to dump the bottle in lava a movie later. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

I wish I could meet CHIMACHANGA CHONSON, THE WORLD'S GREATEST ENTRAILBALL PLAYER WHO EVER EXISTED!!!!

GRANTED,but he has ammneisa



I wish for me to hve unlimited power

Granted, but you're beaten by a person with unlimited intellect. SORRY!

I wish this fly would stop fluttering about, it's making my flyin' butter spoil.

Granted,but tht wish makes so sense so I did nothing






I wish for the next wih someone does to be for imortality

Granted but the atrocious grammatical errors backfire horrible with fire.

I wish for immortality. *You are now a burn victim*

Granted, but ya should have asked for eternal youth too. NOW YA GOT THE WINKLES AND ARCRIDUS.

I wish babies were not born from Mr. Stork, BUT INSTEAD AROSE FROM THE DUNG OF MAN, LIKE THAT PRIEST FELLOW IN WHITERUN SAID! AHA!

idk if I want to grant this... but for the sake of this game it is granted!

sadly everytime you poop you get a baby and if you were born before this was granted you are automatically covered in feces.

I wish you would stop corrupting my wishes!

Granted, please wait 4 to 8 years before your application for a clean, good wish is accepted. Thank ya for choosing the National Bureau of Wish Granting, "Granting wishes like people want since 2013! (NOT)"

I wish I had a vampire-mermaid hipster pony wizard as a pet! THEN ALL THE FANGIRLS WILL FLOCK, FLOCK TO MY SIDE! AAAHAHAHAHAHA! Or just come to pet it, either or.

Granted, but you're sued for all you are worth when the hipster vampire mermaid horse in question bites the fangirls turning them into hipster-vampire-mermaid-horse-girl-hybrids.

I wish I could have dreams again.

Granted, but they're bad dreams, FILLED WITH YOUR WORST FEARS AND DISCOMFORTS!

I wish there would be a BLOODY war between Shrek is Love Fans, Creepypasta Fans, Bronies, and Furries, and have the BAT FELLOW WITH THE HOOD AND SHARP THROWY THINGS AND THE DEAD PARENTS to come out on top. In fact, that's EXACTLY how that recent movie with the purge thingy should have been, AHA!

Granted, but it was all a ream DUH DUH DUHHHHHHH


I wish for more wisshes

Granted but you can only wish for the same thing over and over again.

I wish this poison ivy was gone.