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Granted, but now you have a severe case of "Bieber Fever"


I wish someone would RP with me....

Granted, but this is made for that so yeah it would be easy without wasting your only wish (but if you do want to roleplay pm me)



I wish for nothing

Granted.

I wish I had a sword capable of slicing singularities.

Granted,but it breaks after one swing


I wish for the earth to be destroyed and me with everyone one else die

Granted. The world was destroyed while you and everyone else was turned into dice.

I wish for a pet cerberus that obeys my every command.

Granted,but dude its illeagle you went to jail and it got TAKEN AWAY MWHAHAHAHAAH




I wish FOR 1 PENNY

A small child named Penny walks up to you and says she is your daughter. AWWWWWW!!!

I wish I ruled Canada.

Granted but it was all a dream




I wish for a wish

Granted but in wishing for a new wish (a major no-no) you have created a time-space paradox where you continue to wish for more wishes in a never ending time loop for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a luxury train that can travel without tracks and possibly fly.

Granted but you can never exit the train and you and your next 5 generations will be born and die on this train.

I wish I had an unending supply of yarn to knit with.

Granted but you secrete the yarn from your own body like a spider. It is uncontrollable and you will often wake up tangled, and forever be ostracized from society for your rainbow hued expulsions.

I wish I could spend more time painting!

Granted, but with each stroke of your brush the paint becomes invisible. You are now doomed to forever paint beautiful works of art that are impossible for anyone to see!

I wish I was a pop star.

Granted. You have the same fate as so many pop teen sensations before you:

Innocence -> Growing Up -> Trying to break "innocent" image with unnecessary and extreme vulgarity -> looked down upon by society -> drug issues -> left behind.

Enjoy it while it lasts!

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a piece of blueberry pie.

Granted, but it morphed into a piece of pumpkin pie right after you got it.



I wish I could sleep longer into the day.

Granted, you are now in a coma.

I wish for world peace!!!

Granted, but now the world is being attacked by human-eating aliens

I wish I could shapeshift!

Granted but only into small things...



I wish that LIFE AND EVERYTHING WAS UNDER MY CONTROL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Granted, but the sheer enormity of it all was too much and you were just... Blown away...

I wish that the world had a better sense of what is right and what is wrong.

Granted, but now right is wrong and wrong is right.



I wish I had someone to play minecraft on the PS3 with.

Granted, but they now become a stalker who never leaves the game and annoys you with disturbing puns whenever you're online

I wish there was no more animal abuse