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Granted, but now animals have gained super intelligence and abuse humanity.

I wish I have a teleporter!

Granted, but you can only teleport to areas full of super-intelligent beasts who want to eat you.

I wish I had unlimited amounts of unspoiled food!

Granted, but its all terribly salty and they just ran out of water at the local cantina.

I wish I knew the answer to every problem.

Granted, but everyone thinks you're lieing/cheating

I wish I could type faster!

Granted! but your fingers fall off if you don't take breaks every ten seconds.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but due to the inspecific nature of this wish you've been given the power over small amounts of dust and shapeshifting into a butterfly.

I want an ordinary chocolate chip cookie.

Granted,but you get no mlk SO YOULL NEVER GET THE FULL EXPIERENCE MWAHAHAHA




I wish for a wish that gives me a wish only to end with 1 wish left starting witth zero

You confused the genie and get a camel instead.

I wish my apartment cleaned itself.

Granted,but it puts stuff in the wrong place and you can NEVER FIND IT MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH



I wish for free everything

Granted, but you then have so much stuff that you are buried in it and crushed to death.

I wish my white board markers never dried out, but also erased easily even when I left them on the board for months and/or years.

Granted,but there invisable




I wish that corrupt a wish was real

Granted. But the world crashes like an old computer from all the strain, the Earth Re-boots and everything was like it was before.

I wish I could own my own meteorite.

Granted,you caaaaan but you dont



I wish that a egg was a dollar

Granted, but everyone else bought all the eggs before you could get to any of them.

I wish I had a longer attention span!

Granted, but now you must live with the realization that stuff is boring and you can't not pay attention to it anymore.

I wish i owned a talking duck.

Granted, but all it does is yell out "Aflac" non-stop, 24/7. When you try to get rid of it, you hear it in your dreams.... It never leaves. You are forever haunted by the Aflac duck.


I wish I owned a successful zoo or animal sanctuary!

Granted, but sadly you are quickly plagued by animal rights activists that have protests daily outside your office.

I wish that we always had gorgeous weather. Doesn't matter what kind I just want it to be awe-inspiring every time someone looks at it.

Granted,but someone thought it would be awsome for it to rain lava and... yeah it happened





I wish to FINALY BEAT DARK SOULS

Granted, however immediately after completion they released Dark Souls 2.

I wish I was the fairest woman in all the land.

(Well played wellplayed)


Granted,but it was all a dream


I wish that adding dice to a post ment throwing dice at your computer