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Granted, but the dice are made of solid metal and thus break your computer screen
OVER AND OVER AGAIN


I wish that I had more time to sit on my butt and do nothing productive!

Granted, but sadly now you have muscular degeneration in on your rump. Tough break!

I wish more people I know would be online and posting more often. (WHAT?! I get bored after I'm done with IRL stuff...)

Granted, however these people are actually people you don't know and post ALL THE TIME.

I wish I could draw faster.

Granted, but your quality pays for it. Stick Figures everywhere!

I wish i could find a job.

Granted, but it is in Russia. AND IN MOTHER RUSSIA YOU NO FIND JOB, JOB FINDS YOU!!! To the coal mines!!!

I wish I could sail the stars in one of those space ships in fiction that can trek the galaxy in a few days and the universe in a few years!!!

Granted but your ship breaks down on a planet filled with hostile creatures.

I wish I could pause time.

Granted, but sadly you never learned how to "play" time.

I wish I had a shard of comet ice that I could keep frozen in a freezer.

Granted, but someone uses it as literal ice, and thus, you no longer have it.

I wish I had more room for more pets!

Granted, but they kick you out for not paying rent.

I want friends IRL that I can count on. DX

Granted, but your friends become annoyed by you constantly counting items on them and start to avoid you.

I wish I never had to sleep.

Granted, but you will slowly devolve into a sub-human monster who will die if you fall asleep for even a second. (Any creepypasta fans out there?)

I wish I could grow money from any tree I want to.

(Yup, definitely a fan, though I haven't read that story I can't read/listen to many of them without the threat of nightmares.)

Granted, but now every tree you go near turns into a money tree and you can't avoid the horde of people following you to grab money from the trees.

I wish summer vacation was longer.

Granted; but the internet doesn't work for you anywhere you go when it's summer.

I wish I had a good book to read.

Granted, sadly you forget at a bus stop where a hobo uses all the pages for illicit purposes.

I wish to be banished on the moon and that I can survive in space.

Granted, but you have the most truly annoying song you can think of as background music forever.

I wish I could sleep for whole 24 just once. (Im just so tired..)

Granted, but you may never sleep again without having terrible nightmares.

I wish that I could enter any story I wanted to at anytime.

Granted,but it is what happened after the story and no matter which one you go in there all doing drugs




I wish for a dog that knows how to fly a ship that ship having talking pizza which is getting shiped to vampires that will give me a crown the crown will give me more sleep and I wake up from a dream to realize im a millionare

Granted, but sadly the machine that all of this was coming out of exploded violently burning it all to a crisp.

I wish that where I move to will have internet waiting for me.

Granted, when you get to your new place you find a raving homeless man calling himself "Internet."

I wish people I roleplay with are always on when I'm on.

Granted, but you find that you lose all your free time, your job, your home, and your precious internet.

I wish this day could be over!