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Granted. Pigeons love to sit on your sculptures and eat them while rats eat them from the bottom up though.

I wish I had a super nice Labrador retriever puppy who loved me, listened to me, and didn't poop in the house or eat my furniture.

Granted but said Lab is also a rampaging alcoholic who frequents night clubs while you sleep.

I wish I had the strength of an ant proportioned to my size.

Granted, but you demolish buildings when you open doors.

I wish I could read faster. (Too many books, so little time.)

Granted, but you forget everything you've read once you finish.

I wish I was better at making an argument.

Granted, but there's nobody left to make arguments to!

I wish it was the 27th already so that my boyfriend from the states was already here.

Granted, but you must go on a Skyrim-esque adventure to rescue him from the Blue Man Group.

I wish RPR was Fluttershy themed for a day.

Granted, but you have no way to get on the internet and enjoy it.

I wish I had some iced tea with a slice of lemon and ice cubes.

Granted, but when you get it you are in a country where the water is unsafe to drink, and so you wind up going back home severely ill.

I wish that I could make something of myself.

Granted but what you make of yourself is a evil genocidal maniac who winds up being the worlds number 1 most wanted.

I wish I was a Kung-Fu master.

You're a kung fu master! But then Lord Shen killed Kung Fu again.

I wish an uncorrupted wish!

Granted but now everyone else's wishes become more corrupted than normal causing people to resent you greatly.

I wish I was a more powerful Sith than Darth.

Granted but you are quickly killed by your illegitimate son, whom is more powerful than you are.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

Of course, but it's flat!

I wish I could jump through time with Dr. Who and the Tardis!

Granted. But the Doctor is a corpse and the TARIS is a cardboard refrigerator box.

Even though I have half days for school all this week, I wish I didn't have to go in at all.

Granted, but in turn you have to stay in school an extra two weeks into your summer break.

I wish I had ninja skills!

Do'oh. I'll keep the half days, then. Your wish is granted! You now have the skills of a ninja. An American, 21st century, out of shape, and no training whatsoever, suburban ninja!

I wish I had a sandwich.

granted, you now have a sandwich, but it's petrified and cannot be eaten.

I sure wish Phrost would post more!

Granted, but now the post is two words and has no true meaning.

I wish I didn't have to write this research paper!

Granted, you don't have to write that research paper. You do however have to write another research paper which has to be twice as long.

I wish I had a mecha.

granted, monkey's are now doing so.

I wish it would rain just a little to bring the temperature down