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Granted,but...your asleep




I wish that dishonred was a longer game

Granted, but the game become super easy and no long holds your attention like it once did.

I wish I could meet someone famous tomorrow.

Granted. But they're in a disguise, so you never realize that they are a famous person.

I wish I didn't make electronics glitch every time I touched them.

Grnted, they dont glitch they just break altogether




I wish for a less full empty cup

Granted, Sadly due to the conflicted nature of your request your cup has become a hole in the fabric of reality that empties into an endless nothingness. Side-effects of staring into your cup may result in...

• Insanity
• Severe depression
• Nihilism
• Soul removal
• Hallucinations
• Tourettes
• Death
• Infertility
• Your in-laws coming over for the weekend
• Pears
• The return of crazy ex-girlfriends

I wish that I had more time in the day to accomplish the things I love to do.

Granted; although the whole way time is perceived has changed, making night last a few hours while daylight lasts until 11pm. The whole world is VERY tired. On top of that, you've cut down the hours nocturnal animals would have in their day. What a selfish wish.

I wish for a larger refrigerator. One bigger on the inside, preferably.

Granted, but your "refrigerator" has a bad habit of suddenly disappearing and then reappearing in a different place weeks later holding nothing but fossilized food.

I wish to redact my previous wish.

Granted, however it already was so now it made the same wish giving a secod fridge with t he same problem

I wish I could hit Jaykob thru the computer for forgetting to make a wish.

Granted, but now you're sued for assaulting another person.

I wish I knew who phone was.

Granted, you now know who your phone is. It is actually a he named Ricardo. He enjoys long distance phone calls.

I wish that the gravity around me would stop working sometimes.

Granted; it's never controllable as to when gravity stops working around you. You obtain a new injury each time it happens though, and it's always a surprise as to how severe. You're also hurting people around you too, just to make you feel guilty.

I wish I were a bird.

Granted, you are a dodo. You are also extinct and very much dead.

I wish I had $20 in my pocket!!!

Granted, but it's counterfeit.


I wish for... Nothing.

Granted, you'll get nothing in form of your existance: Congrats! You ceased to exist!

I wish I'll be able to shape-shift.

Damn, thought I won for a moment lol

Granted, but it's a one time thing and your stuck in the form of a fly.

I wish Star Trek was reality.

Granted but then something odd happens. A floating golden pyramid with a top hat, cane and bow tie tells you a secret about this reality.

Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold. BYE!

...And just like that he vanishes.

I wish for the end of this world and the beginning of a new one.

Virus you need help!

Your wish is granted! However, you become it's first landfill.

I wish for an incorruptible wish to get a genie that will grant incorruptible wishes

Granted. Sadly that wish was stolen from you by a 6 year old girl who wanted a pink pony.

I wish that this game never ends.

Granted, but everyone runs out of wishes.

I wish virusghost18 was Tron