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VIRUSGHOST18.00.0.006 : I wish to undo that painful wish...

Granted, but you revive as a statue of Hitler.

I wish there was more honor and less corruption in the world.

granted, however, you are now void of honor and completely corrupt while everyone else is honored and pure.

i wish that i could change my hair with a snap of my fingers.

Granted but now you become more hideous and deformed with each snap.

I wish for flying monkeys... And donuts... And gold... and dragons... and magic... and infinite wishes and...

granted however they will constantly attack you!

i wish i had a cup of sprite

Granted, but someone spat in it.

I wish I had the power to teleport wherever I want, whenever I want.

granted however, everytime you teleport you age ten years

i wish my cat wasnt satan spawn

Granted:
It's now satan himself
:> Have fun


I wish I had some more root beer ; 3 ;

granted however if you drink it you will become a bottle of root beer!

i wish i had ice cream

Granted, however it tastes like poo!

I wish grass tasted like chocolate.

Granted, but the taste of chocolate is now biologically associated with dirt and no longer appealing to human senses.

I wish I had more energy to get things done.

granted however, now your molecules move so fast you phase through everything you touch.

i wish popcorn wouldnt attack me

Granted; Halloween Candy attacks you instead. Just in time for the Holiday, too.

I wish this wish could set off an unlikely set of coincidences.

The earth explodes.

I wish I could breath in space!

granted! but youll die if you ever leave it and all your family is on earth.

i wish i never had a weaboo phase.

Granted; Your wish successfully broke the fabric of time itself, forcing parallel universes to collide with your own world, crushing all of reality into oblivion.

I wish that I won't run out of wishes to wish here. The fact that I made a wish about not running out of wishes shows that I lack ideas right now.

Granted. You have a wish about mushroom pizza eating you instead of you eating it.

I wish I would win the game.

granted however the game is a lie!

i wish i had smaller boobs

Granted, you are now concave in your chest area.

I wish I had a decanter of endless water.

Granted but its poisoned.

I wish I had money