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granted! but its pokemon monopoly money

i wish i could see ghosts

Granted; however what you didn't know when you started to see ghosts is that only other dead people can see ghosts.

I wish I could cast spells.

Granted! But it just so happens a spell back fires and you summon a tentacle monster. He isn't too happy.

I wish I had a beautiful voice.

Granted but noone can hear it because they went deaf.

I wish I weren't so socially awkward...

granted! but now in every social situation you will have to wear a chicken suit

i wish my dog could talk

Granted! But it just so happens your dog is vocaly racist towards Pugs and refuses to shut up about it.

I wish my course for Statistic Math was slightly easier.

Granted. But now all other classes assign twice as much homework as before leaving you with no social life on or off-line.

I wish all the comic creators I follow online would post more comics more often.

Granted but now they post so many at a time you'll never catch up.

I wish that I had french toast right now

((Have you read Homestuck?))

Granted. It will give you a nasty case of salmonella though...

I wish my dog would stop barking at the neighbors outside.

((yes and i am currently actually trying to catch up </3 my life))

granted however he now get in their house to bark at them

i wish my hair wasnt wet.

Granted; you have no hair, and it will never grow back. Also, as a side effect, your scalp turns strange new colors each day.

I wish I could be more concise with my wording.

Granted, you now are able to speak only one word every other week.

I wish I had a flying car.

granted you had a flying car but then someone stole it






I wish for something worth wishing for

Granted, but both you and I forgot what it was.

I wish to be able to read sheet music for the piano.

Granted but now you can't read normal words.

I wish I didn't have the hiccups.

Granted, now you have spastic colon.

I wish this snow would shovel itself.

Granted; however, much like that old animation in Fantasia, the Snow shovels itself into your house. Even snow from northern and southern regions of the planet appears in your house over time. You just had to deal with powers beyond your comprehension, didn't you?

I wish I could master the limbo.

Granted! You have now mastered the limbo, but it was not the limbo you thought it would be as you find yourself floating in a solitary black void, unable even to see your own limbs, but hearing the cries for help of others who are stuck in the limbo with you, and you cannot reach them, their cries slowly driving you mad.

I wish I could see the Northern Lights with my own eyes.

Granted but one fateful night someone took your eyes and put cameras in them and set them there so you are looking at a small screen where the footage is being projected THROUGH YOUR OWN EYES



I wish that guy would stop doing that thing with that thing that explodes that other thing

Granted! He stops playing with the explosives, and picks up an implosion device instead, and the world + you get sucked into the ensuing black hole.

I wish I had a house in the forest, that had a great room large enough for a 25 foot tall Menorah.