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Granted. Sadly it is the Dark Forest, your likelihood of surviving the trek is in the single digits.

you need to make a wish

Granted. However, the wish that was made was a wish that consisted of not making wishes.

I wish for a day of free Taco Bell

Granted, now Taco Bells across the globe have grown wings and have flown away.

I wish I didn't have to work today...

Granted, but you won't ever have to work there again because you were fired.

I wish for a room full of bubbles.

Granted, but the bubbles are toxic

I wish for a free pass to anywhere on the world

Granted, you are now literally IN the world under several hundred feet of rock.

I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted,however it has been rigged with a bomb so if you fly it it explodes




I wish for alot of boxes

Granted, but the boxes are full of extremely pissed off cats

I wish for a new guitar

Granted, but it's the worlds smallest guitar.

I wish I had something interesting to do.

Granted, but it's now the only thing you can do for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a good writer.

Granted but you lose all knowledge of the English language and can only write in Latin.

I wish for peace and quiet.

Granted, but it's so quiet that any noise will kill you

I wish for superpowers

Granted, you now have control over small amounts of dust and the ability to summon noisy and noxious air from your posterior (gas).

I wish I wouldn't get so sore after my hikes.

granted, now after your hikes you will lose all feeling and be unable to move at all

I wish my dog understood personal space

Granted, but your dog now stays 7 miles away from you at all times.

I wish for a Lamborghini

granted, but it won't ever run.


I wish I had a huge library with all the books I love.

Granted, but they're all burnt.

I wish for futuristic armor

Granted, but in the future armour explodes when touched




I wish for alot of things

Granted but all of those things are made of feces and socks.

I wish for a moose.