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Granted, but too bad 'cause I got you a GOOSE!



I wish to go diving in a very active volcano. Please.

Granted but the life gaurd blew his whistle at you for diving in the shallow end so you've been banned from the volcano.

I wish I had a little black kitten.

Granted, you get a little black kitten that is actually an alien which will eat you after a week. Better enjoy that week.

I wish I had a small and cute cottage to live in.

Granted however you must now find a way to be about 3 inches tall since it's a fairy cottage

I wish things were simpler

Granted, but now life's too boring with everything simple.

I wish there were more oxygen in the air so we can breath easier.

Granted. There is so much oxygen that everytime there's a flame it quickly turns into a raging inferno.

I wish I didn't have to wish for any wished wishes.

Granted, you're cast into a new, raw universe that has JUST begun and thus no wishes have been made in it yet. No people to populate and no planets for them to populate, and so on. And no, you DON'T get godlike power over this new universe.

I wish I had more people in the story-based group I've got going. /SHOT No, the actual wish is such: I wish to know every expedient level grinding location in every RPG I play from now on.

Granted your first wish is granted, the second is ignored. As for the people who do join are Vastator fangirls who like to ship him with Edward Cullen as well as make barely concealed innuendos. Truly, truly heinous.

As for my wish I am just going to copy GrandFinale's first wish for more people to join.

Granted, but it's still the same flood of nonexistent fangirls of nothing. You wind up becoming one of them! I wind up becoming one of them! I'm a guy, though!

A deep voice sounds out: "As I so designed. These will make remarkable new Inanis, most certainly..."

I wish for Loren to become their icon.

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Granted, but Loren starts handing out very interesting pictures of Vastator's more handsome forms. With a little insidious manipulation. Then he runs like hell.
Even Vas cannot withstand the might of the Fangirl Army!

(Springtime for Chaos and Vastator! Winter for the Universe, that prance!)

I wish we stopped talking about fangirls. They're scarier than an Eldritch Personification.

Alright, no more in this particular wish chain: I'm breaking the rules and NOT corrupting this one. I am SO sorry. Each and every fangirl that has plagued us in this particular wish chain poofs away, having been completely erased from existence. Wiped away from all time and space, forwards and backwards, forever.

I wish for more corruptible wishes.

Granted. They're corruptible, but since you broke the rules, shall not be corrupted.

I wish mermaids would throw a party in your bath tub.

Granted. The mermaids throw a party in my bathtub and it freaking ROCKS! But then there's a massive flood.

I wish otters weren't so adorable (and deranged, and maniac, and homicidal towards baby seals). It upsets my inner google user lore master.

Uhhh...? ^^

Okay, also edited my post.

((Yeah.))

Granted, but those qualities also decrease proportionally in all other things in the universe, so it doesn't affect much.

I wish for the person who grants the next wish to be Roy Disney.

Granted; but if I were... I wouldn't be here, therefore I would never write this...

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Due to not wanting to rip apart reality as we know it, your wish has revoked itself.

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I wish I could come up with better jokes.

Granted, however your jokes are so funny that you were kidnapped my a comedian





I wish for thirty three thousand grains of sand

Granted, but Thirty-Two Thousand and Ninety-Nine were lost in shipping, and nobody could track where they went.

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I wish I had all the rarest Hearthstone cards...