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Granted, but there only collectible plastic playing cards so you cant actually use them in the game




I wish, I wish, with all my heart to fly with Dragons in a land apart

Granted, you are flying in a government transport to Antarctic with samples of a new very nasty virus called dragon. It is called dragon because it the pain it causes is best described as being burned alive. The container breaks...

I wish I could eat the flying spaghetti monster.

Granted, you can eat him however he hasn't been cleaned in thirty five million years and has been contaminated with every disease the world has seen EVER...even the dinosaurs had diseases




I wish that thirty nine million light years away dinosaurs are eating alot of junk food

The dinosaurs are very technologically advanced, having progressed to the point where they can make their own junk food. Unfortunately they have weapons that can destroy entire galaxies from millions of light-years away. And an extreme case of xenophobia (fear of strangers/foreigners).

I wish for a free copy of Rust (The video game)

Granted, but the console/computer you try to play it with blows up destroying both.

I wish I could think what I wanted to type and the words would magically appear.

Granted, you'll forget what you've learned that way within a week.

I wish I wasn't so anxious, and had a much easier time making small-talk with people in person.

Done! But now you have no anxiety, even in situations that warrant it, and you have become the overly chatty person that doesn't know when to stop talking. xD

I wish I could understand and speak to animals!

Done, but they're all furries. All animals are now anthropomorphic. The crows next door won't shut up, and the raccoon in your trash is a gossip.

I wish for a bear cavalry.

Granted, but then you get destroyed by tiger cavalry. *had to*

I wish for the power to easily turn into any mythical animal I want and to be able to turn back just as easily.

granted but it rearranges your brain cells that way you think your still the mythical creature while your human




I wish for a dollar made of popcorn

Granted, but you will not be able to spend it because it's made of popcorn, and you cannot eat it because it's actually a dollar.

I wish I was a silver dragon with frost breath, water breathing, and perfect flight and perfect landing.

granted, but you cant breathe when your not in water and you cant fly in water you just sink and stay at the bottom



I wish for a pyramid

Granted. You're now forever stuck inside a sarcophagus with the Pharoah Khufu's mummified body in the Great Pyramid of Giza.

I wish I didn't have to run tomorrow.

granted, instead you have to sprint



I wish for a new emoji to exist

Granted, but it's a harsh mockery of you. Everyone loves it but you end up embarrassed.

I wish one of my little brothers had actually been a sister.

Ok, but he/she always steals your clothes and Eats your food

I wish for the power to control darkness

Granted, but periodically darkness controls you instead.

I wish that information was truly free in this world.

Granted, but now little kids know all about it. As in, the birds and the bees. Way to go, sport.



I wish that this forum thread would die.

Granted. However in you making this wish and me replying, a paradox has formed, creating a black hole and sucking us all in. Way to go.

I wish I could fast forward in time.