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Granted, but you're batmans mother.



I wish I had a never ending bag of trail mix.

Granted, buy it only has almonds and raisins.


I wish I could fly

Granted, thats all you can eat now.

I wish i was the hero of time from loz

Granted, but you will get wings that are 6 times as big as you are

Granted but everyone will remember you as the evil person that ruined everything and they'll stare at you meanly and avoid you and you'll be lonely and disrespected for the rest of your days


I wish that summer vacation could have lasted a bit longer

Granted you were late on the first day of school


I wish I could make people do what they need to do

Granted, but at least half of those people now hate you

I wish I would have been more productive

Granted, but everyone ignored it and anything that was a product of it




I wish i could see what people thought of me, good or bad

Granted but what you see is actually the opposite of what they truely think.

I wish I had a thousand gumballs

Granted but they're all so hard that every time you try to chew one it breaks teeth.


I wish I had a hundred cute little kitty cats.

Granted but they hunger for human flesh, specifically yours.


I wish i had a flamethrower that worked perfectly fine

Wish granted however everytime you set something on fire it reflects back to you.

Wish I had a bunch of nukes at my hand, ready to create a wasteland come and get me now.

Granted, but the moment you set one off everyone is sent to a separate dimension where building are formed naturally. Only you stay.


I wish for a portal gun from'portal'

Granted, but every portal opens up to something you really don't want to see.

I wish to live forever naked so I don't have to do my laundry anymore.

Granted, but it only works if you are on a deserted, tropical island without sunscreen. The pain of the sunburn will be unfathomable... But temporary. The true horror will come after 10-20 years, when the first melanoma appears, and prompts you to realize you did not wish for health, only life. Eventually, your humanity will be consumed as the disease robs you of your body, and the extreme isolation strips you of your sanity. But your heart will continue to beat, and you will live on... Forever.

Meanwhile, I wish for some mint Oreos.

Granted they stop making mint Oreos and now you can only get mint Oreo ice cream.

I wish i could live a healthy, immortal, and fulfilling life.

Granted, but whenever someone is near you you automatically smell like the worst smell in the world to them.

I wish I could transport to any world, weather fictional or real.

Granted, but you become blind and deaf and are unable to experience the joys of life.

I wish creating characters was easier.

Granted, but now all of the charecters you create suck.

I wish I had a Great Dane

Granted, but the dog will try to kill you everytime you come near.

I wish that someone would love me

Granted but no matter who you approach you will be friend-zoned




I wish I were able to speak better