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Granted, but whenever you speak nobody listens.

I wish more people listened to my music
booksarebae

Granted, but you have to stop making music. (I would listen! Send me a link if it's online!)

I wish I had an awesome dog.
Granted, but it would only be visible for you.
(Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDrVEsDWAs)

I wish I had infinite amount of pasta !
Granted its all you can eat for the rest of your life.

I wish i had telekinesis.
linktheriolu wrote:
Granted its all you can eat for the rest of your life.

Thats not really a bad thhing, I would do that happily!

I wish I had a lot of money
booksarebae

Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

I wish I was a superhero
Granted: You are now a superhero with the power to turn into any insect you want. Be careful not to be crushed underfoot.

I wish I could think of anything I wanted and it would appear next to me.

Make it good corruption guys!
Granted, but when the thing apperead, it would have penisses drawn all over it....

I wish I had the ability to create a game
Granted, nobody really wants to play it.

I wish I could make a living off art.
MadRatBird wrote:
Granted, nobody really wants to play it.

I wish I could make a living off art.

Granted, but you become miserable trying to make ends meet on artwork that it becomes the same as any other job.

I wish the right people occupied positions with power.
Acb1212

Granted, but they are being blackmailed by the wrong people
Granted, but they're all promptly assassinated by the wrong people before they can pass any worthwhile legislation.

I wish I was a tetrachromat.
Creepmachine wrote:
Granted, but they're all promptly assassinated by the wrong people before they can pass any worthwhile legislation.

I wish I was a tetrachromat.

Granted, but you're now a butterfly.


I wish I was invisible.
Grabted since no one can see you you can see no one.

I wish skunks couldn't spray
linktheriolu wrote:
Grabted since no one can see you you can see no one.

I wish skunks couldn't spray

Granted, but instead they spit acid and aim for the face.

I wish I was God.
Shakespeare wrote:
MadRatBird wrote:
Granted, nobody really wants to play it.

I wish I could make a living off art.

Granted, but you become miserable trying to make ends meet on artwork that it becomes the same as any other job.

I wish the right people occupied positions with power.

Granted, however the power quickly changes them into horrible people that abuse the power they are given.

I wish I could own my own salon.
Atty wrote:
Shakespeare wrote:
MadRatBird wrote:
Granted, nobody really wants to play it.

I wish I could make a living off art.

Granted, but you become miserable trying to make ends meet on artwork that it becomes the same as any other job.

I wish the right people occupied positions with power.

Granted, however the power quickly changes them into horrible people that abuse the power they are given.

I wish I could own my own salon.



I fail....forget that....and now I can't delete it!!!! :(
Creepmachine wrote:
Granted, but instead they spit acid and aim for the face.

I wish I was God.
Granted, but your power is based on who believes in you and no one does.

I wish I could find a job in my industry (apartment/hotel management and reception) that didn't require a bachelors degree and a 700+ fico score.
Cami wrote:
Creepmachine wrote:
Granted, but instead they spit acid and aim for the face.

I wish I was God.
Granted, but your power is based on who believes in you and no one does.

I wish I could find a job in my industry (apartment/hotel management and reception) that didn't require a bachelors degree and a 700+ fico score.

Granted, but the hotel/apartment is in East St. Louis, Illinois.

I wish I didn't have to work today.
Creepmachine wrote:
I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted, but when you see your paycheck, you'll regret those hours you gave up. (I WOULD)

I wish I could reach and exceed my goal with just one job.

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