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Granted, but that one job is a skunk proctologist.

I wish I could fight crime with hotdogs.

Granted your worst enemy is a broughtworst and now you smell like hot dog water.

I wish i had an unlimited supply of shrimp lo-mein

Granted but it is all rotten, and it's the only thing you can eat


I wish I could control matter

Granted, but you have an arch-nemesis hell-bent on destroying you and they control dark matter.

I wish my cat would stop waving her butt in my face.

granted but now, it scratches your face instead of shaking it's butt (can't think of anything good)

I wish I could run faster than a bullet train without any effort

Granted, but youre used to transport people in an underground tunnel




I wish i was loved by everyone

Granted, but the amount of love soon drives you crazy

I wish I had a real money tree that had no flaws

Granted. It's a flawless monopoly money tree.

I wish my wishes wouldn't come true.

Granted. Beyond this moment, you will not achieve a single aspiration.

I wish this thread was suddenly about wishes coming true without corruption.

Granted, but then it changes back because of high demand in a short time and wishes become SUPER corrupted instead, because these games aren't fun without conflict and silliness ensuing! > : D

I wish I had a greek salad! *drools*

Granted, but it's mostly just a dead guy from Greece, slathered in fat free ranch dressing.

I wish I could find a care bear themed three ring binder.

Granted, but they are horrible FNAF versions of the care bears

I wish I had my own henchpeople

Granted, but they quickly unify and become high wage workers instead.

I wish I could unsee Sonic deviantart pictures.

Granted, your memory has been permanently erased.

I wish I didn't have to grow up and could be a Toys R Us kid.

Granted. You are now forever young and trapped within a Toys R Us supply closet for eternity.

I wish mirrors were portals to other worlds, and that I could walk through them at will.

Granted by now all the worlds natives are hostile to you, and attack you everytime they see you.
I wish I could live in Viking Times. Now lets see how corrupt can this get.

Granted. You live in Viking Times LLC., a company that runs a magazine of the same name. You now write articles about boats, sexy beards, and articles comparing the same two battleaxes each week. You receive nothing but viking hate-mail.

I wish reality was managed by computer code, and I was capable of re-writing it however I pleased.

Granted, but you can't save or load what you rewrite.

I wish I had more bagels! They are the best.

Granted, but the bagels are all mouldy and stale.

I wish for an everlasting pizza.

Granted. But the pizza is of crickets and slugs and worms.

I wish I could become right handed