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Granted. But soon it becomes corrupt with the power of poetry and won't stop speaking in poetry while dancing on your head. (Cause wishes do that apparently)


I wish for it to rain Cats and Dogs !

Granted, but you end up being allergic to all of them.

I wish that I could become an artist.

Granted, but soon your drawings come together and form an Army, ultimately leading towards usurpation of your throne.


I wish everyone would rather hate me for what I am than to love me for what I am not!

Granted but now you take the form of a kitten

I wish i could have magic powers

Granted, but the magic you have is to make 'smell-o-vision' a thing and it works only for you in all those nasty videos

I wish I could levitate things. It would make cleaning and making food + everything else so much easier

Granted but it only works for three seconds

I wish i could breath underwater

Granted but only through a fish

I wish i could fly

Granted but you become scared of heights

i wish I had a fox

Granted but the fox sets out to eat you

I wish i had fire

Granted but it only works if you have a finger in you're nose.

I wish I had the power to make it rain

Granted but you can only rain acid

I wish i had a pet snake

granted but its dead

I wish i had some gummy worms

Granted but they are alive

I wish i had a feast

granted and after you weigh a ton

I wish i had a fishtank

Granted however the fishtank is full of electric eels

I wish i had a pool

Granted, but it's full of pudding and sharks.

I wish I had a pet chicken that wasn't dead.

Granted, but the chicken pesters you day and night with its incessant clucking until you die.

I wish I had the ability to master any skill I wanted to in a day.

Granted. While you live on your planet with no dense of 'day or night' whatsoever, you can master a skill or ability in a day.

I wish Bing never existed.

Granted, Google, now free of competition, launches their secret campaign to abduct all things on Earth and add it to their search database.

I wish I had 1,000 untampered with dollars that I legally obtained.

Granted but they are soon stolen by the joker

I wish i was batman