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Granted but now you are 90% bat and 10% man

I wish i had all my character's powers.

Granted but when you use them you gain 100 lbs

I wish I was spider man

Granted, but now you are 90% Spider 10% Man (Totally original!)

I wish I had a bouncy ball.

Granted, but it has death spikes on it.. oh, and it's popped.

I wish I was the Joker.

Granted, you became the joker deck card

I wish for World Peace

Granted, but everyone goes insane without any violence. Nice one.

I wish I was THE Joker, not a deck card.

Granted, you're a medieval joker that tickles the king's funny bone.

I wish for World Destruction

Granted, but the wish for world peace overrides yours.

I wish I was the Joker from DC comics. There. Can this go wrong?

[oops misposted x.x]

granted but you are banished to a comic book page

I wish i had all the powers of my main Character Arkavious!

Granted but now the power only lasts an hour

I wish i was a wolf

Granted but your fur falls out

I wish I was able to control the weather

Granted but the weather only falls over you

I wish i owned an island

granted but it is full of Zombies that respawn after you kill them

I wish I had a perfect, REAL gold bar

Granted but it weights a ton

I wish i had a nuke to destroy the island

granted but the nuke is missing the warhead

I wish I had a diamond that was real and perfectly cut and was at least the size of my fist

Granted, but the diamond is eternally on fire.

I wish more people knew about the Aether 2 and Thamcraft mods.

Granted but now you must live within those mods.

I wish i was a wolf that still had my fur

granted but you can run that fast because you are over weight

I wish I had fireproof gloves that fit and could not be damaged

Granted, but there's hands already in them (that can't be taken out).

I wish I wasn't banished to a comic book page.