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Granted but now you sparkle again and love all things rainbow and happiness

I wish I was back to my normal form

Granted but now you are missing your hands

I wish i was a god

granted but you are a god of sparkles and all things pink

I wish I had my hands back

Granted. You are taken back to the second before your hands got cut off.

I wish I had ice cream.

Granted it's poop-flavored ice cream.

I wish clothes fit me better.

granted, but you are only allowed to shop at ed hardy.

i wish it would get cold faster.

Granted, yet you shall become easily hot at the same time. Because of this, you will quickly, rapidly, and practically every minute be swapped between feeling too cold and feeling too hot. To put it in to negative vision... "Super hot you're sweating, super freezing and your sweat freezes. Super hot again and that sweat melts..."

I wish that the creepypasta "11 Miles" was actually real and that the creepy creatures aren't creepy at all, and just leave you alone completely...

Granted but it is 11 miles of pasta

I wish i still had my pink shirt

Granted but there's a stain on it.

I wish i wasn't tired

granted, but now you can never sleep again.

i wish more movies were free on the tv.

Granted, but the free movies are all kids movies meant for kids five and younger who speak a language that is always translated horribly in whatever language YOU speak/read.

I wish Ark would stop thinking about the color pink -,-

Granted but now you sparkle like a twilight vampire for the rest of your life

I wish I had a giant white flag

Granted, but Italy made it and it broke.

I wish I could listen to Slaughterama in my mom's car without people looking funny at me.

Whoops. I posted too slow >,< *Skipa turn*

Granted but now you sparkle

I wish I hand a giant pinko hammer made of marshmallows

Granted, but it's stale and shatters upon use.

I wish my mother would let me get a new kitten.

Granted, but the kitten's evil.

I wish I could listen to Slaughterama and not sparkle. And not be pink.

Granted but now when you sneeze glitter comes out

I wish I had a glass of water

Granted, but it turns you pink, glittery, and sparkly.

I wish I could have a better playlist for my playlist.

granted but the radio explodes

I wish I had a pink flag to match my new look