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Granted, but it weighs 8000 tons, and you can't move it.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted but you can only shapeshift into bugs

I wish i had ice cream

Granted, but instead of you eating it, a duck comes along and rebels against you with a duck army and overtake you and soon the world and can only be stopped by mats but mats only live on Jupiter.


I wish I had a Mat to stop the Ducks and that neither the Mat nor Ducks harmed me.

Granted, but both the Mat and the ducks will make fun of everything you do. From waking up on time, to doing chores. They will always hurt your feelings, but not cause harm to you.

I wish I could create a clone so that I could do two things at once (I would also be controlling both bodies at the same time as well.)

Granted but its 1/4 your side

I wish i could move that 800 lbs flag

Granted, but you read it wrong and it actually weighs 8000 lbs.


I wish people would notice my adorable Dragon cuteness more often

Granted, and now the dragon sparkles and it makes people stare

I wish I had some pocky

Granted, but they all melted and stuck together in the box, and also happen to be laced with arsenic.

I wish that it wasn't so hot in my house.

Granted. The girls you thought were the best thing around and stayed in your house would now leave.

I wish I can see the city.

Granted then the power goes out

I wish I had a wolf as a pet ^^

Granted but the wolf wont stop howling

I wish i could do the impossible

Granted but it only works once with each thing you do.


I wish this wolf would shut up

Granted but now the wolf runs around and breaks things

I wish i was bright eyed and bushy tailed

Granted but you sleep for three days after you goto sleep

I wish this wolf would just go away

Granted, but its annoying puppies stay behind.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Carmex.

Granted. Now you are addicted to NIVEA.

I wish Darth Vader would reveal his relationship with Luke Skywalker already.

Granted. Darth Vader reveals his love for Luke Skywalker... as his boyfriend.

I wish my hampsters would stop being smelly.

Granted but now it sparkles

I wish i could unsee the idea of Vader wanting his son for a boyfriend

Granted now Darth Vadar sees you as his boyfriend

I wish the temperature was perfect outside. Not to hot and not too cold.

Granted but now you are a lizard

I wish Vader would leave me the HELL ALONE