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Granted. Now Luke is pestering you.

I wish Vader would stop trying to not leave him alone!

Granted but now Luke is pestering you.

I wish i had more ram on my computer

Granted, ten men rush into your computer and Ram into it, head first. More ram, right?

I wish I had a debit card connected to an infinite bank account.

Granted but the money is all blood money

I wish my computer had more ram not men running into it head first.

Granted, a live ram materializes into your computer and bleats at you in agony.

I wish I had a dubstep gun.

Granted but it only plays one song

I wish i could get away from vader

Granted but now Luke bothers you

I wish i had all the power in the world

Granted but now Vader is in love with you

I WISH LUKE WOULD PISS OFF AND DIE

Granted, but now you have to deal with Yoda's ghost

I want to serve SLAANESH!

Granted but he wants nothing to do with you.

I wish Darth Vador was in love with Arkavious

Granted it means Arkavious is now a daddy.

I wish i wasn't sick.

Granted but now you sparkle and are now pink

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD LEAVE ME ALONNNNNE

Granted, you have now been forgotten and no one knows who you are.

I would like to participate in glorious excess.

Granted but now you sparkle at all times and are now pink

I wish for nothing for I am nothing and am Unknown

Granted, however now you are known.

glorious pink. I want to fly

Granted. But now you forgot how to walk.

I wish that I had a hot fresh box of cheese pizza.

Granted, but when you try to eat it, it melts your hands.

I wish Arkavious would stop calling me cute!

Granted, he now calls you beautiful


I wish I lived in an anime of my choice

Granted but you have to relive the same day over and over again.

I wish i had a wolf that wouldn't try to eat me or anything mean towards me.

{HELLO BEAUTIFUL DRAGON!}

(NOOOOOO!!!) Granted, but it soon destroys all life.

I wish he wouldn't call me Cute nor Beautiful!