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Granted but now I will call you sexy

I wish i had a pink wolf that sparkled

Granted, but now he calls you 'my beloved, adorable, talented and gorgeous'

I wish my phone would have forever battery.
(Sorry. Ignore this. )

-Arkavious Granted, but it dies 'cause it couldn't handle it's sparklyness.
-Booksarebae Granted, but it won't ever shut up.


I WISH HE'D STOP CALLLING ME CUTE, BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, MY BELOVED, ADORABLE, TALENTED NOR GORGEOUS!!!

Granted but now i call you master

I wish my wolf could handle the sparkles and was not dead

Granted but now it eats you

I wish i had all the ice cream in the world

Granted, but it melts immediately.


I wish... I wish... I WISH ARKAVIOUS WOULD STOP CALLING ME ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR DRAGON, SIN, OR SINDRAGON!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?!

granted, but now I will call you My precious Sin

I wish I can call the dragon whatever i want

Granted, but I am not amused.

I wish that Arkavious's wish would be reversed!!

So now... You can't call me whatever you want... AND I AM AMUSED!!!

Granted but Dragon will retaliate negatively

I wish i had all the ice cream in the world and it wouldn't melt.

Granted but now it all tastes like earwax

I wish the dragon would call me cute

Granted, and I slow clap. Good one...

I wish Arkavious le cute, no, no-one can counter my previous wish, meaning...


Arkavious le cute cannot call me anything except for Dragon, Sin, SINDragon or... *Sighs* 'My precious Sin...'

Granted but he says your name in a bedroom voice

I wish an old friend of mine would smarten up.

Granted, however their IQ rised so drastically that you have to be a genius to communicate with him/her.


I wish that I could complete my homework faster than I currently can, and still receive the lesson that I was supposed to learn.

Granted. But your teacher notices your efficiency and gives you 15 packets of homework each night.


I wish I could be like Lucas from Mother 2 and have PK powers

Granted, but soon comes Ness and steals all the glory

I wish I'd be able to get it all right the very first time I try

Granted, but your newfound success ires the Illuminati, who spend all their time and resources hunting you down for some reason.

I wish anime conventions had less waifu pillows for sale.

Granted. They put millions of husbando ones instead. (I think that's the term at least)


I wish Ness would be trapped in his mind like he did to Lucas

Granted. But sadly Ness develops telekinetic abilities and is able to control his body trough the power of his mind.

I wish I was fluent in 20 different languages of my choosing.

Granted. But you can only choose from a small pool of highly offensive phrases from each language.


I wish I could make my books come to life.

Granted. But only to books themselves come to life, not the stories, and they're rather annoying..

I wish Animorphs was real.