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Granted. However, they don't particularly like you- in fact, they're hunting you down right now.


I wish I knew everything.

Granted. however, though you know everything, you also know when you, your friends, and your family (including any pets) will die.

I wish I could help business firms become successful.

Granted. However, you can only help illegal business firms such as ones that sell weapons or illegal animal traders.

I wish my novel gets published and becomes a bestseller.

Granted. However you gain as much haters as you have fans.


I wish that when ever my teachers gave me a pop quiz, I'd automatically know and learn the information for said quiz.

Granted. However, now you get a pop quiz every day in every class.


I wish I wasn't such an awkward failure at being social

Granted. But you get the most obnoxious voice in the process and everyone surrounding you wishes you went quiet again.

I wish I could write the greatest rp responses in mere seconds.

Granted but soon your fingers start to bleed from all the typing/writing


I wish the springs in my bed would disappear and give me a decent nights sleep.

Granted. However, your entire bed disappears and is replaced with a new bed... with a 20 ft mountain of springs inside.


I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.

Granted.

I wish for lasagnalover9's wish to be transported into another dimension.

Granted


I wish for Sasheth's wish for my wish to be transported to another dimension to be transported to another dimension.

Graduated

I wish to become healthy

Granted. But soon, you exercise to the point where you perish from exhaustion.


I wish I could learn to properly use a semicolon

Granted, but you use it in every sentence now.

I wish I had some better tea.

Granted, but now the tea is so good everyone in the neighborhood has heard of it and they've stolen it all from you before you can take more than one sip.

I wish bugs couldn't get through my window screen.

Granted. Now tarantulas (which are arthropods) get in through your window, and they're coming by the dozen.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted. However each wish you make has a worse twist than the last.

I wish that I was better at playing the violin.

Granted. However, you can only play violins underwater, and the entire time your violin has to be on fire. If you play a violin without it being on fire and underwater, the violin explodes.

I wish that somebody *cough Liannah cough* would start the Fantasy RP again

Granted. But the rp has completely changes and is in a foreign language.

I wish I had a pinecone that STILL had it's seeds

Granted. However, you had to pick the pine-cone at the top of a redwood tree and you got stuck up there. And i'm currently chopping it down.


I wish I could speak the language the RP is in.

Granted, but you can't read or understand it

I wish for my runny nose to heal