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Granted. But now you have a sprinting nose.


I wish I could think of an Rp idea and get out of Roleplayer's block

Granted, however now you have an overflow of ideas and you pulled a muscle trying to type them all out too quickly.

I wish I could make American anime dubs better.

Granted, but no-one is going to ever see them

I wish I could have some good French macaroons for myself now

Granted but they speak french

I wish i could get a job

Granted. You get fired the next day.

I wish to resurrect Darth Vader so we can rule the Galaxy as Dark Lord and random girl.

Granted but after some time, he would eventually betray you.


I wish people would notice I changed my profile picture from Chibi Bertholdt Hoover to Cool Petra Ral (Total SNK fanboy here)

Granted, but people don't mention it because they don't think Petra is cool.
(this is a lie, Petra is awesome but I gotta corrupt it!)

I wish that my lunchbag would procure tempura for me every day.

Granted, but there's always something wrong with it. Or it's invisible.

I wish I had some more people in my group..

Granted, but none of them are active.

I wish I knew what chapter of attack on titan I stopped reading at, so I could continue, without rereading so much of it. ;___;

Granted. But then whatever you were reading it on gets shredded '3'


I wish I could get an Rp...because super bored right now =w=

Granted, but the RP is incredibly boring. It's just your character sitting in a chair doing nothing.

I wish I could just have a nice and relaxing rest....

Granted, but you become too relaxed and die. #SX

I wish I had more ACTIVE people in my group.

Granted, but they all leave to my group

I wish I could get s'more ideas for Writing and stuffz!

Granted, but all of your ideas are LITERALLY s'mores and are eaten by the people around you.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Granted, but then you kill yourself because you found out that life is meaningless.

I wish I hadn't granted that wish.

Granted, but corruption enters your mind...

I wish I had a S'more now

Granted. You got more S.

I wish my hands weren't freezing.

Granted, but you're on fire.

I wish someone enough would watch this entire video, because why not: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdb5Rzd3Ljw
I am one sadistic person...

Granted, but they would never tell anybody that they did.

I wish my animation program didn't mess up constantly

Oh hey! Fellow Lost Pause fan!


Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah!

Granted, but it fails to save everytime.


I wish my buddy didn't think no-no thoughts