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Granted. In order to know everything about it, your brain forgot every other thing you learned in life, including how to work your body.

I wish my skin can't get irritated so I can use my new pillow.

Granted, but the pillow is prickly like a cactus!

I wish that my cat didn't know how to turn off the computer.

Granted, but your cat has taken over the world.

I wish I can think properly again.

Granted, but you can no longer think out of the box, limiting your ideas.

I wish I could feel the hot or cold whenever I like. :c

Granted, but now you eternally feel either too hot or too cold - never in between.

I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4am everyday.

Granted, but my Cat wakes you up instead, seeing as he took over the world apparently even if he's a lazy-bum.


I wish that Australia would get it's weather under control

Granted! Australia now has controlled, normal weather! Unfortunately, the rest of the world now suffers from bizarre weather climates.

I wish I had an army of pug puppies!!

Granted, but they turn against you. They all dogpile on you and you suffocate.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but you yourself become pretty boring and everyone ditches you.

I wish that rocks weren't mean.

Granted, but now all rocks are evil instead and are working with your cat to take over the world.

I wish my legs didn't ache after my workout this morning...

Granted! Now everything else in your body aches!

I wish my wish doesn't get corrupted.

Granted, but the wish wasn't granted. Wait...

I wish I wasn't drowning in work at any point.

Granted! You'll never drown in work of any kind! However you'll never feel relaxed again.

I wish I was able to cook.

Granted but no one would ever be able to eat what you cook not even you.

I wish everyone had their own individual Superpower.

Granted! However the cost of using a superpower cuts your life down by a year for each use.

I wish I was able to do Make-up.

Granted. You are now able to make-up stories about putting on face paint.

I wish the next Star Wars movie will be great like the Force Awakens so far has been.

Granted. The next Star Wars is BEYOND AMAZING and everyone who has seen it will force you to watch it, That's how good it was. Unfortunately for you.. The entire movie gets spoiled within the first five minutes of release and you aren't able to watch the movie itself!

I wish, I wish with all my heart... That all the OC's I've created would come to life.

Granted. But your OC's all despise you and want you dead.

I wish that I was Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

Granted, but as he was born on the 24th June in 1459, you are currently long dead.

I wish the weekend had not flown by super quickly...

Granted, but time stops and soon you find yourself with nothing to do.

I wish my cat would shut up for once- No, scratch that, I wish he would obey my very will and never step outta line and no backstabbing. And so, I rule the one who rules the world.