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Granted. Sadly for you, it turns out your cat is actually a dog, so nothing changes.

I wish I could get my homework done just by snapping my fingers.

Granted, but you can't snap for the life of it.

I wish I could get the latest Sm4sh DLC earlier.

Granted. It came so early, it is off-sale before you can buy it.

I wish the next poster will make a clever reference.

Granted. But nobody came.

I wish my best friend didn't shout cringe-worthy phrases related to fandoms that most people enjoy in public like he's the equivalent of Twitter.

Granted. Though now he cannot speak at all. Shame on you for doing that to him!

I wish everyone was understanding and could fix their situations easily.

Granted. But now nothing happens ever. Nothing to fix!

I wish I could fall asleep instantly.

Granted! But now you can never awake... Nighty-night!

I wish I was talented

Granted! You are now talented... at picking your nose!
I wish that my cat was well so I didn't have to take him to the vet today

Granted! Your cat is purrfectly well! Too well, in fact. You cat seems to have gained intelligence far superior than the entire human race. Your cat now leads an army of pets to rebel against their owners. You and the rest of the human race become slaves to the furry overlords.

I wish Sonic Boom didn't exist.

Looks like such an incorruptible wish. What bad could come out of it not existing?

Anyhow...

Granted. But with it gone, amazing content such as the Game Grumps' playthrough of it never happened either.

I wish I had an angel.

Granted, but it is a fallen angel that wants your soul and body in more ways than one. (Wait, was that wish a Nightwish ref? )

I wish I could get off the island I am stranded on and go home without any bad things happening along the way or ending up lost in a different spot whatsoever.

Granted, absolutely nothing bad happens on the way home. Once you get home however, you find that your house has disappeared completely!

I wish that my holiday to Cyprus in March would get here faster!

Granted! It comes in so fast it whooshes past! So much for enjoying the holiday~

I wish my cell phone stopped being stupid, draining through it's battery like crazy and switching off at the least desirable times.

P.S.
It was a Nightwish ref~

Granted, but now your cell phone will never die and has a life of it's own. Oh, did I mention it wants to kill you now too? Have fun!

I wish I could have universal remote that can control people too.

Granted. However, everyone else has one of their own. Forgive me.

I wish to pass all my exams! (I'm definitely not desperate or anything--)

Granted. Though you are suspected of cheating and you fail at life .

I wish I was a Red Panda.

Granted, but since red pandas are endangered, you have to stay holed up in some sanctuary.

I wish that I didn't suck at The Binding of Isaac or any other game/activity.

Granted; however to be good at said games, you have been holed up in your house for years playing nonstop and have now forgotten how to walk and talk in exchange for such skill, as well as lost contact with your friends.

I wish my apartment complex would come back and everything would be as it should be!

(Nightwish ref! Called it! )

Granted but the minute it's fixed uh-oh it's destroyed.

I wish I could have easy inspiration!

Granted. But now you have no talent.

I wish I had a wish.