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Granted, but oops! You wished for something stupid.

I wish I could be happy.

Granted but you know me lolololol

I wish I was a turtle.

Granted, but you are the slowest turtle in the world. Having a top speed of 1 centimeter per hour! What a wonderful life!



I WISH HALF - LIFE 3 WAS CONFIRMED

Granted, but if it were to be released, some sort of being that we couldn't comprehend would destroy us all. So, HL-3 can't be released.

I wish for infinite wishes with no sort of bad consequence.

Gran- But wait! THAT'S TWO WISHES!



I wish to never be stressed

Granted, but now you're always depressed.

I wish I had something entertaining to do.

Granted, but now it doesn't make you happy just entertained.

I wish I could meet a Red Panda.

Granted



I wish I had around 8 dollars and 24 cents, maybe 25. And I know I am asking a lot already but could a crash at your house for a couple of days? I promise it will only be a couple of days. Maybe a month. I also got some friends that might want to come over too...

Granted, but its fake money so when you use it you get arrested and after that I kill your friends and frame you there went 10 to your whole life time full of years you were suppose to have.

I wish I could Fly!

Granted, but you have to stub your toes each time you want to fly.

I wish, I wish for a delicious dish of my favourite food that's not tainted, poisoned or rigged in any way whatsoever.

Granted, but you have to sit for the rest of your life while watching it... The smell... Is so tempting... ARGH.


I wish that you would yell out 'RAWR' in real-life for me.

Granted! But there wasn't anyone in the house to hear it. :c

I wish I had a holographic drawing pad to draw on. (Pfft, yes-)

Granted! But it breaks after an hour.

I wish I was a cat that could never die!

Granted, but you'll still age with time.

I wish I could live in any fictional world I choose.

Granted, but everything goes wrong once you get there!

I wish people read my books and liked them.

Granted, but now you are only able to write genres you absolutely despise.

I wish I could improve my art skills quicker.

Granted, but you can't ever use those skills.

I wish I was 14 forever!

Granted, but now you cannot age or die. That means you have to inevitably outlive your relatives and your friends...

I wish I could eat as much as I want without any repercussions.

Granted, but you have to eat foods you hate.

I wish I was happy all the time.

Granted, but now only bad things will happen and you vant feel anything but happiness about it.

I wish i had a cat the size of a teacup!