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Granted, but it keeps attacking you!

I wish I was a cat for life!

Granted but the rest of your life will only be a year long!

I wish to eat delishious foods and wont gain any weight!

Granted, but the food tastes really bad!

I wish my life was perfect and nothing bad ever happened no matter what!

Granted, but everyone in the world you aren't acquainted with and will not be acquainted with has a miserable life.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. The world is now in pieces.

I wish for infinite untainted pasta.

Granted. But you have to eat it all in one sitting.

I wish I had a talking dog!

Granted, but all the dog does is talk smack about you.

I wish I had something spicy right about now.

Granted, but it burns your mouth.

I wish I had a cat that would respect me and is nice that could talk to me.

You receive a bundle of chipotle peppers! They're from Chipotle, and not spicy in the slightest.

I wish the world spins just slightly faster than it does now.

Hehe, I think you both tried to answer to mine... I'll get the both of you so nobody is left out
Granted, but the cat has an insatiable appetite.
Granted. We all die.

I wish for a bunch of great new music.

Granted, but you can't find any way to listen to it!

I wish I had a lot of cats.

Granted. Too many cats. Your house is overrun with cats. They overflow out of the house and onto the streets. Look what you've done.

I wish for a puppy that stays a puppy forever.

Granted, but it always pees on your carpet!

I wish I had a cat that stayed the same forever.

Granted Oh in result it died after you got close to it...


I wish I could ride off into the sunset without dying.

Granted, but you burn up anyway. You don't die, though, you just have to live with the burns.

I wish I didn't have to worry about anything anymore.

Granted, you no longer worry about sleeping, eating, drinking, or breathing.

I wish for a billion dollars.

Granted, but only able to spend it on pet food.


I wish I had a stuffed figure of a Youtuber

Granted. You got a Super Minecraft Kid plushy. Now you can enjoy the sweet sounds of "F&$@!!" and "S*&@!!" and lots of high-pitched noises that will make your ears bleed.

I wish to get dunked on.

Granted. Who would want this? Now you have to go back and fight Sans again.

I wish making food was a process as quick as blinking.

Granted. But the food is either overcooked or undercooked.

(@WonderGamer101, For a Minecrafter, I would have preferred MinecraftUnuverse )

I wish all the McDonalds in my town would burn down