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Granted. The universe implodes on itself. Bye bye everyone.

In the event that that doesn't happen, I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted, but the chocolate bar is actually cardboard painted brown.

I wish I had actual chocolate!

Granted, but it's poisonous.

I wish to not be bored.

Granted. You are always excited. Meetings are fun. Funerals are fun. You freak everyone out with your behavior.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted. But you would know so much knowled, that your brain wouldn't be able to process it all, and keep your body running, so you would die.



I wish I was on Broadway

Granted but only for five seconds due to a huge storm.

I wish I was an apple.

Granted. You get eaten. Bye bye apple.

I wish I was one of my characters for a day.

Granted. But you live inside the computer waiting for someone to use you.

I wish I lived in the Percy Jackson series.

Granted, but everything goes wrong.

I wish I was one of my characters forever and nothing ever went wrong!

Granted. You become your character, Shadow. But you lose every member of your family that you ever had forever.

I wish for no cringe in my entire life.

Granted. You will never cringe when you need to and your body will lock up. Paralyzing you forever.

I wish most of my life was better...Some of it already is, but...eh...

Granted. you now live in the forest alone. I Personally think that'd make your life better.

I kinda wish for a new car a little bit.

Granted, but it breaks down after the first ride.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but now by world law, everyone has to be introverted and never meet people outside of phone calls and the internet.


I wish this site had more users...

Granted. Now there are too many and the site collapses.

I wish the dinosaurs were alive, but they were nice.

Granted. But people don't know that and kill them anyways.

I wish that Cartoon Network brought back the good shows.

Granted, but they're terrible now.

EDIT FROM THE FUTURE OF MAY 6, 2016: I FREAKING CALLED IT!

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but it causes a space-time continuum and you killed off everybody.

I wish for wings.

Granted, but then you fly up into space (if that is possible)

I wish for a slurpee

Granted, but you get a brain freeze so bad you die.

I wish for the world to be filled with bishies