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Granted, but they all avoid you for some reason...

I wish everything on my to-do list could get done with a snap of my fingers.

Granted, but your fingers are broken.

I wish I didn't feel stress.

Granted, but now you don't care about doing anything.

I wish I never got sick.

Granted, but now you always feel sick.

I wish I could eat and never gain weight.

Granted, but you choke on a piece of food and die.

I wish I could never feel sick or get sick.

Granted, but you die the moment it was granted.

I wish I for a no potato quality YouTube.

Granted, but you forever need to watch the most annoying video on loop.

I wish my internet wouldn't die on me all the time.

Granted. It now dies on you occasionally, during the times you need it the most.

I wish I had a bunny.

Granted, but it escapes the day you get it.

I wish I could have photographic memory.

Granted, but now you cannot tell the difference between your memories and your dreams.

I wish I was guaranteed to be successful.

Granted, but only you would think it was a success

I wish I could speak another language fluently

Granted, but now you can't speak English.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but you crash immediately.

I wish today's horror movies weren't bland and have dumb protagonists.

Granted, but every time you watch, you get a heart attack and after the second movie, you die.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted, however the horse is dead...




I wish I knew whether or not ghosts are real

Granted...

But now your mind is filled with Eldritch Knowledge, causing your mind to twist and warp, and see disturbing things even emos would get scared of. The worst part is your mind also keeps you from telling anyone about what you know and see.


I wish Half - Life 3 would release...

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for Chrome computers not to suck ass and let me download Undertale without any shit.

Granted...

But now it can only download games meant for 4th gen consoles.


I wish... I had a better pooter. (computer)

Granted, but its chock-full of virus'.

I wish High-school math wouldn't suck so much.

Granted, but now it's too good and you lose all your friends because you were too interested in math and you become a nerd.

I wish I had a dog that was nice.