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Granted, but now it pees on everything. Including you.

I wish................................ I had more hats on TF2.

Granted, but now you have to pay 40.00$ on every tf2 startup


I wish for power over matter.

Granted. However, every time you take a step, matter disappears under your feet. Eventually, you'll end up in the Earth's core, melting and destroying the planet from within.

I wish for certain memes to just die.

Granted. Now all the good memes die. Oh well.

I wish I was an author and that I couldn't go wrong with it.

Granted, but your fans love you and your series so much that they lock you in a cellar to keep writing forever.




I wish... I had control over time and space.

Granted, however you no longer have control of your self, causing you to stab yourself




I wish, I was 9999999999999999999999999999 years old, and never aged

Granted, but you would watch most of your family and friends age without you and most likely have seen most of them die by then.


I wish I had the power to summon Anime characters and use them to create an army!
Kiku Is Mine. Suck a Florida, Anna! ~Inside Joke~

(*squeals* OHMYGODAHETALIAFAN!)

Granted, but they all reolt against you.

Not like they hate you or anything. #tsundere

I wish everyone remembered Canada from Hetalia.

Granted, but the anime was cancelled permanently, due to it being all about Canada.

Just like in real life, no one really cares about Canada.

I wish to play a game of D&D.

Damn. I care about Canada...

Granted, but you're all by yourself.

I wish for a wish.

Granted...
Your wish was to travel into other Realms and Dimensions while not ever needing to eat or drink water, and see what beauty lies there... but the catch is... you can't go back to a previous Realm... making you leave your family and friends behind forever...

...But, was it worth it all in the end?

I wish to have more wisdom.

Granted. However, you lose your tact and blurt out every hurtfully honest thing on your mind at the wrong time.

I wish I could eat a delicious slice of cheesecake!

Also, tsunderes. Yes.

Granted, but diabetus gets ya.

I wish for no wishes.

Granted, but not granted, as you have no wishes, but as your wish didn't get granted, you do have wishes, to use for that wish. in the end, you caused a paradox, that destroyed the universe.




I wish that my name was superman

Granted, but there's people of the names of Superman's villains who are out to kill you. And since you're not him, you're basically screwed.

I wish I could understand the reason why we have so many copy-paste AAA games.

Granted, but you understood then committed suicide.


I wish my friends would finally see that Yao Wang is my bae! And that my friend wouldn't have so many anime baes!

Granted, but then they claim Yao as their own bae.

I wish for Pokemon to be real, but they wont revolt against the world or try to kill us all, and are nice and friendly.
I want it to be like the games, but without the douche Teams screwing up everything.

Granted, however cruel humans in general end up poaching Pokémon to near extinction, causing the remainder to go into hiding and/or guise as humans, thus we never see any Pokémon again (that we know of.).

I wish I had a reason to get up in the morning.

Granted, but you soon remember that the reason is stupid.


I wish I... I wish... Dang it, the stuff I want to wish for is too personal for my liking. I wish the person below me's wish would come true.

Granted, but it's going to backfire on me really badly.

I wish I could have a pony