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Granted.

But after you get it, people call you an MLP Fan for the rest of your life, and the gifts on your birthday will all be MLP based.


I wish the person's wish that backfired wouldn't backfire but indeed actually not backfire and be a wish, but make the wish able to be a wish in the first place but the wish that you made a wish in the first place not backfire but indeed be a wish still in the first place but also the second place as well so it possibly can't backfire but may. *insert dial-up internet noises*

Granted, however you confused me so instead I gave you a dollar.....





i wish i wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart

Granted, but they kill you because dragons are kickass like that.

I wish for Mother 3 to come out in America.

Granted, now you have to wait 25 years for an actual release date then 5 more years for it to actually be available in stores. Also, it's only available in South America.

...Hey, you didn't specify when it should come out or which America.

I wish I could tame a dragon without it biting my head off or killing me whatsoever.

Granted, but you have to feed it every hour of the day.

I wish that I could time travel.

Granted, but you got stuck in the 80's.


I wish that I had the powers of a Demon! (Hehehe~ Like Nianxing!)

Granted, but the powers kill you from the inside out.

I wish to be an only child.

And if anyone says 'Granted but then you'll regret it' no I wont.

Granted, but your kids will have no cousins and when you are picked on, nobody will come and save your ass.

I wish that Hetalia episodes were 20 minutes long.

Granted, but they are all dubbed horrifically.

I wish the next Mass Effect game was already out.

"Granted, but your kids will have no cousins and when you are picked on, nobody will come and save your ass."

I'm the oldest...soooo...and I can kick people's ass pretty damn well.

Granted, but its the most god-awful thing you've ever played.

I wish for summer in California not to be so hot.
And for it not to be super cold. Like, 75 degrees every day.

(whoops)

Granted, but now it rains hail everyday. In summer. At every temperature.


I wish squeakers would stop using their mics.

Granted; instead, they fill the chat box with cringe. So much, in fact, that you stop playing the game said squeakers are in forever.

I wish I could Time Stop.

Granted, but people will gain awareness and eventually get immune to it.

I wish that Fire Emblem Fates wasn't heavily censored

Granted. Nothing is censored now. So, the next time you have S-Supports, go into the Hot Springs, or having children, you better be in a private place and/or lower your volume.

I wish I was a wizard.

Granted, but you only know basic illusion magic.


I wish to have more wisdom.

Granted. You are the wisest zombie in all the land.....oh yeah by the way YOUR A ZOMBIE NOW.... (excuse my lack of creativity)




I wish that I knew a way to corrupt a wish, that didnt involve turning them to zombies

Granted, instead you turn them into unicorns...derpy unicorns.

I wish for my own island paradise!

Granted, but you can't visit it at all.

I wish i had super strength!

Granted, you are so strong, that you can't walk from you own muscle mass. Also, when you try to do anything you break it, be it a simple handshake to benchprrssing a moon.

I wish for the ability to control others actions.