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Granted, but you must sacrifice a piece of your knowledge.

I wish I could go back in time so that I can prevent losing to the final boss of a game due to his instant-kill first attack so that I can unlock more characters.

Granted, but you forgot to save and when you turned off the game all your data got deleted.

I wish that i could jump into my favorite anime's.

Granted, but you're unable to interact with anything.

I wish people wouldn't hurt each other.

Granted, they don't eachother. Instead civilization points its violence towards the planet destroying everything. Eventually mankind must take to space where they find and destroy any and all alien races in order to repopulate other planets.

I wish for a strange meteor or something to fall and grant mankind the ability to use magic, which will subsequently lead to lead to a world similar to the elder scrolls series.

Granted. But, since a bit of said games have a few game-breaking bugs in it, one random stranger turns into a gargantuan mess of polygons that consume the entire world.

I wish that terrible songs weren't stuck in my or anyone's head.

Granted, but now you're the writer of these terrible songs and everyone is furious at you for it

I wish that I didn't have to get surgery soon...

Granted, but now your parents have to take the surgery for no reason.

I wish I wouldn't get a bad wish.

Granted, your neighbor gets the wish instead.

I wish for a large statue of me, for my lawn.

Granted, but your statue falls and destroys your house.

I wish i had an unlimited supply of pizza.

Granted, but it's stale and moldy.

I wish for a soul.

Granted, but it's all pineapple pizza.

I wish i was a potato.

(Ignore this)

Granted, but then you die a horrible death by being chopped up and fried into delicious french fries.

I wish for a perfectly, 100% normal, cookie.

Granted, but it has traces of potatoes in it that may contain malicious intent due to being processed in a factory that makes both completely normal cookies and evil French fries.

I wish I could dominate the world as the supreme overlord.

Granted, but since you didn't specify which world you now rule over the lifeless moon.Have fun.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

...cool, so that worked.

I wish I had what Prince of Chaos just wished for.

To bad, you lose all your money for trying to not get corrupted,




I wish that my name in real life was bob

Granted, but your last name is buttmuncher.

I wish I didn't have addictions to anything.

Granted! You're no longer addicted to ANYTHING!
Uh oh. But now you will always have the itch to do the things you were addicted to.. Unfortunately you can't sate that itch!

I wish I could drive.

Granted, but you would die the next day because of a drunk driver

I want to become a demon that makes deals with humans for souls.