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Granted, but while they won't kill you, they will kill everyone else on the planet and nobody can stop them.

I wish I could plant money in the ground to make money trees. (Heh, totally not from something.)

Granted, but everyone steals the cash, leaving you with empty money trees.

I wish for a wish.

Granted, but then you can only wish for things that start with the first letter of your name.

I wish I could breathe in space.

Granted, but you lose the ability to breathe outside of space.

I wish for eternal youth.

Granted, but you are also eternally depressed.

I wish I had a house in the country.

Granted, but you are to stay inside the house forever...... WITHOUT INTERNET!

I wish I respawn every time I die.

Granted, but you respawn as a completely different person, starting from birth.

I wish I didn't wake up so early...

Granted, but now you stay up as late as you wake up.

I wish for Phoenix Wright 6 to be in America already dang it! And in English, with no bugs or problems with the game, my ds, or anything of the sort.

Granted, however when you complete the game you cannot play it on any platform afterwards.

I wish I could command a fleet

Granted, however the fleet turns on you, pins you as the mastermind behind a major war, and watch with joy as you are beheaded as a result.

I wish I could actually feel reenergized after waking up without losing the ability to fall asleep.

Granted, but now you are a vampire for some reason.

I wish I knew how to program and code so I can make mods and games.

Your programing skills become world renown but in your persuit you are assimilated into a computer and are a computer program yourself.



I wish I could go back in time...

You can go back in time... but you can never go back.

I wish I could summon food/drinks on command!

Granted, but it's plastic toy food, so it can't be eaten.

I wish I had a reason to move out of bed today.

Granted, but it's not a good enough reason.

I wish I could draw again.

Granted, but you can only draw stick figures or porn that you are forced to show to every nun you go past.

I wish I could actually focus on working on writing for more than five minutes.

Granted, you can now focus on writing as much as you want. But you're stuck writing about how chinchillas will take over the world and enslave humanity.

I wish that I could use magic.

Granted, but each spell will cost you a piece of your flesh. A massive spell will tear all the flesh from your bones and kill you. ...Have fun!

I wish I could regain the motivation to draw my characters and comics again.

You can draw comics and characters again, but everything you draw will be a horrible mess in your eyes.

I wish that I could automatically win any and all arguments/debates!

Your wish has been granted but all arguments and debates you win trigger world war 3 and cause a nuclear winter which everyone knows I ultimately your fault and as a result every survivor wants your blood.

I wish I had the ability to fly.