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(That actually sounds good. I'll take it xD)

Granted but it's all just photos of candy bars not real ones.

I wish I didn't have a headache

Granted, but now you have an angry chicken surgically attached to you for the remainder of your life.

I wish my fingers didn't hurt

Granted but now you've got a headache :p

I wish that Rj wasn't misbehaving today.

Granted, now your bladder is misbehaving

I wish that life were more like a sitcom

Granted but said sitcom is a flop and as a result of you not holding up your end of lifes sitcom commitments, you soon wind up bankrupt and homeless.

I wish my life was more like a sitcom that didn't fail!

Granted, it's the same episode that replays over and over again. The fans really seem to like it, so you just have to deal.

I wish money really did grow on trees.

Granted. Unfortunately the new currency is now walnuts. (Did anyone else read a book titled "Wally and the Walnuts" or was that just me?)

I wish I had space and money for all the animals I want to own.

Granted, but suddenly: rabies outbreak!

I wish Shane was here for some hardcore late night cuddling.

Granted, I'm not so you'll just have to settle for a teddy bear or a puppy instead.

I wish that cars could drive themselves.

Granted, but they have their own ideas about where to take you and you won't like it.

I wish that Skyrim weren't so buggy.

Granted. But now it's snakey.

I wish I didn't have to wake so danged early for work.

Granted but now you work from 11pm to 7am and end up sleeping all day.

I wish I had a pet phoenix.

Wouldn't bother me as my old job my hours were 7pm to 7am. In fact I'd rather enjoy those hours. Heh.


Granted but you gain severe 3rd degree burns everytime you touch him.

I wish I was off work now.

Granted but you have to post in all of your rps now

I wish money wasn't so tight.

Granted, but now it's so loose you can't use it for anything anymore!

I wish we were already barbecuing in the courtyard with all my neighbors on the farm

Granted, but you're BBQ'ing a live human, bring the Barbeque Sauce.


I wish that I didn't have to take any finals... EVER AGAIN!

Granted! You're now carrying out a life-long prison sentence.

I wish it were always the perfect temperature outside.

Granted but you're not located in canada! (its lovely here today )


I wish I had tickets to the Red Hot Chili Peppers show here in April

Granted! But it's not the band...it's a local group of red-hot chili pepper growers.

I wish I could clone myself so I could be in two places at once.

Granted but the clone you runs amock and causes all kinds of chaos resulting in you getting arrested in it's stead while it runs free.

I wish I could move this entire thread to pm!