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Granted, but you're a Greninja in the unrealistic version of Pokèmon by PETA, so people will "supposedly" dissected, chopped, trapped, etc. Good luck~!


I wish my cat would stop bothering my parakeets *cri*

Granted, but now your parakeets won't stop messing with your cats.

I wish that I could just make everyone be quiet for a few minutes.

Granted, but after a few minutes is up they'll never stop screaming at you.

I wish I had more chocolate.

Granted. Everything is now chocolate. Even you. Enjoy!

More cats, please!

Granted! But all of the new cats are large lions and tigers that are hungry for humans and will stop a nothing to eat!

I wish I didn't need to drink coffee in the morning to wake up!

Granted! You are now a kind of vampire that requires blood to stay awake!

I wish I had more monies.

Granted! You get $30,000 Zimbabwe dollars which btw is equivalent to $1 USD.

I wish I didn't have to worry about my future.

Granted! Now there's no future in existence, so nothing to worry about!

I wish I didn't have to work! :c

Granted, but you will never have a job again, which will leave you unable to support youself after a few months.

I wish I could get some motivation to get some artwork done.

Granted, you have all the motivation. However, there's no art to be done. Funny how that works, isn't it?

No anxiety would be stellar.

Granted, you will never suffer from anxiety, but you now suffer extreme paranoia because you don't have anxiety and that's just aawwwwwkkkkwwwwaarrrrdddd.

I wish for Nightcrawler's Mutant Power of Teleportation.

Granted! However, you can only teleport into private bathrooms! Let's hope you don't catch anyone on the toilet.

I wish I knew how to make awesome origami!

Granted, but you can only make cranes that look awesome, you still need about 999 more for another wish. Good Luck!

I wish I didn't have to go to therapy or go to a therapist at all. It wastes time.

Granted, but now you have an impossible to overcome compulsion to sing your country's National Anthem every single time you hear anyone mention a food or drink item.

I wish I could say the alphabet backwards.

Granted, but you cannot say it normally

I wish had telekinesis

Granted, but you always have to believe that the spoon isn't real. Oh, and it only seems to work on spoons.

I wish that I didn't get weird looks, and felt better about myself.

granted but now everyones heads are upside down and you give weird looks and everyone feels bad about themselfs

i wish i had a cake that is a lie

Granted, but you can't, the cake that is a lie, is a lie, so you have a major case of Cake-ception

I wish that I had the perfect wish... to actually have a wish.

granted:but now the wish is a lie cake ception

i wish i had antman abilities

Granted, unfortunately, your powers immediately malfunction as soon as you shrink for the first time and you can't grow back to normal size.

I wish I could Invent everything I imagine