Forums » Forum Games » Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, however, you lose the rights to claim each invention as your own to another person.

I wish I didn't have to put up with head aches ever again.

Granted, but now you have motion sickness everytime you move no matter how small the movement.

I wish that I had a brick.

Granted, but the brick is thrown at your crotch. Ouch.

I wish I had an amazing MMORPG to play and to be amazing at it.

granted but just as you are amazed by it its super boring

i wish i had a brain

Granted, but your brain is at the molecular level of 'small'


I wish that it didn't hurt when getting hit in the crotch.

granted but not when your hit in the hand you fall like you do as if it were your croch

i wish i had a banna

Granted, but that banana is a black grotesque pile of mush

I wish that Cyphir capitalized his sentences.

i said banna not bananna granted BUT NOW THATS ALL LETTERS

I WISH I HAD A BANNA

a banna is a bannna you figure it out

Granted, but now every touch that isn't a hit hurts even more then getting hit in the crotch by a brick.

I wish I would never again need to worry about money

Granted, but now you always have to be stressed about the amount of everything, the number has to be Even!

I still wish that Cyphir would capitalize his sentences.

Granted, but now he capitalizes every word that he writes and it annoys everyone who interacts with him to no end

I wish that I had everything in even amounts (*yells* IT NEEDS TO BE EVEN, AAAAH)

Granted, but now no one can age in odd numbers so they're stuck at age 2 for the rest of their lives....OH THE TERRIBLE TWOS!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a computer. Lol.

Granted, however the computer has a mind of its own and will deliberately try to annoy you e.g. alt tab out of certain programs at dumb times or even manage to sneak in a cheeky "hacked" fb status

I wish humanity had sussed out space travel completely

Granted, but now people know nothing about space.

I wish I for unlimited duct tape to shut people up with.

(Edit - Stupid replying at the same time.)

Granted, but now people talk out from the inside of their elbows, weird huh?

I wish that I had Fallout 4, along with a gaming PC.

Granted, but it constantly lags.

I wish that the world was full of darkness and only the moon shines at all, but we can get our warmth from the moon.... (Heheh)

But the tides refuse to move and plants don't grow which starves everyone to death.



I wish that my parents weren't such nags all the time