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Ninjas: Awesome? Or More Awesome? Discuss.

This discussion is not complete without the mention of pirates. Although I'm more of a ninja kinda guy myself.

Ah, you are correct, sir! And while I have to say that I do prefer pirates myself, the sad fact is that, in single combat, the ninja would prevail. However, the Pirate knows how to party. RUM.

I'm going to go with ballerinas.

I--

...touche', madam.

What about pirate ballerina ninjas?

Pirate ballerina ninj- *head asplodes*

Aw, SEE WHAT YOU DID, DARTH?! Now there's brain matter and skull fragments all over my thread. You're cleaning this up!

Ewww..

You guys forgot to mention monkey ninjas from outer space, btw. You can't have pirate ballerina ninjas without their trusty monkey ninjas from space.

What? Monkeys? Oh, now that's just silly. Everybody knows you can't train a monkey as a ninja, their ADD gets in the way.

Oh, you'd be surprised what good minions they make. ADD makes them very active ninja buddies.

Just so long as they don't fling poo. That stuff stains tutus.

Indeed it does. Shame on them.

That's okay, this thread is already messy from SeraphicStar's exploding head.

Hey man, meat and excrement are not the same thing.

At least to begin with.

Depends on how full of crap the 'sploder was.

Kim, so we could potentially clean up the head chunks and make a few burgers (before someone sets the monkey's loose)?

Andryn, I'm sure SeraphicStar wasn't

THIS THREAD IS NOW DIAMONDS.

I'm on a horse! >D

Wearing this