A zombie apocalypse. Who knows if it will ever happen? personally i kinda sorta hope so 
head to alaska! no body heat means zombiecicle xD
head to alaska! no body heat means zombiecicle xD
lol I dunno what I'd do. My knowledge on zombie's is actually very limited. I'd likely be the first to die, or go crazy
Stock up on weapons, get far away from any major populated area and find somewhere that can be fortified easily.
Avoid any kind of refugee camp because there's bound to be someone infected.
Avoid any kind of refugee camp because there's bound to be someone infected.
head across the street to grampa's, a staunch old vet who's a legendary shot, stock up, and see what to do for perimeter, since zombies might just go to central cities if targetting humans. If its wild, like the zombie coyote i swear to god ive seen (long story), i'd get out and find a good center for supply and security. Oo;
I'm marrying an ex-soldier. My roommate is a soldier.
...we live near a military base.
Half or most of the gear we need, we already own.
...we live near a military base.
Half or most of the gear we need, we already own.
Go zombie.
I shall become the leader of a marauding pack of the godless undead, and we shall roam the countryside, hosting sweet, undead rave parties.
I shall become the leader of a marauding pack of the godless undead, and we shall roam the countryside, hosting sweet, undead rave parties.
Hooke wrote:
Go zombie.
I shall become the leader of a marauding pack of the godless undead, and we shall roam the countryside, hosting sweet, undead rave parties.
I shall become the leader of a marauding pack of the godless undead, and we shall roam the countryside, hosting sweet, undead rave parties.
Sign me the heck up for some of that action!
I've already got it all planned..
I'll be in aisle three at my local Kmart. The Mall only has three entrances which can easily be barricaded and I could live for months off the food court alone, and then Kmart has everything else I need.
I'm gonna be the crazy lady running around screeching "Can we get a price check in aisle three?"
I'll be in aisle three at my local Kmart. The Mall only has three entrances which can easily be barricaded and I could live for months off the food court alone, and then Kmart has everything else I need.
I'm gonna be the crazy lady running around screeching "Can we get a price check in aisle three?"
I shall pack my car full of ammo and guns. take two maybe three people with me. small group has a better chance of getting to alaska alive.
Ok I'm a HUGE zombie nerd so I thought this out with lots of detail. First off, I stay in my house. It's a large house, (Not giant) and my family always has tons, and I mean tons of food there. Lots of cans. theres seven of us there, and sometimes other family members come by so we keep a lot of food with us. Also I'm on a well, so as long as my house has electricity, I have clean water. My dad is also a hunter and has several rifles and shotguns, I'm good there. I wait three or four days to see what happens. At that point in time, we can see whats happening. Whether the army is still around or not and yeah. So then I'll head into the closest town, go to Canadian tire, steal some solar panels, ammo, tools/weapons, any food like beef jerky, and camping supplies and go back home and wait there. Oh, the town (or hamlet) I live in has only like 300 people so yeah.
So did I win?
So did I win?
Not quite zombie bait. Wait till you see my plan which I'll be posting after I finish dinner. Which I'm eating right now.
I'm either going to be a carrier or someone will shoot me out of everyone else's misery. I am not a survivor. I will ruin all y'alls day.
With my super infection-but-not-infected-ness
With my super infection-but-not-infected-ness
Ok. Here we go. Before I present my plan, I wish to rant a bit. Very short. Very simple. Why is it everyone always seems to hole up somewhere and only kill the zombies that come near them? Come on! But...that's just me talking. And as a result of that rant you can probally guess how I'd be handling things. I've actually thought on this before to such a fine level of detail I even have a specific outfit in mind that I will wear should a zombie apocalypse occur. And here it is.
Outfit of choice: Tripps Brand pants with chains removed from pant legs and wrapped around arms instead. (Less of a snag hazard that way but still presents a weapon if needed.) Black Tank top with a fishnet shirt beneath it. Steel toe or reinforced leather combat boots with spikes on them. Spikes will be sharpened to present another weapon. Cowboy Hat, Trench Coat and tipless black gloves.
First Areas: Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Va Beach Va, Ohio, Oregon, Canada
Reason: To get choice friends to either protect them or have them assist due to their skills and abilities as well as save Kim so that even in the eyes of a zombie apocalypse RPR can continue to live on.
Next Areas: Small Cities outside of Major cities.
Reason: To use as base camps to do daily hit and run attacks on the major cities clearing out the majority of zombie populations in them.
Third Targets: Whereever I feel like going after freeing major cities.
Skills: Firearms proficiency, Parkour, Military experience allows for formulating of numerous stratagies and plans. Improvised weapons proficiency.
On a side note my choice of purposely target major cities is to place me in an area where I can maximize the use of parkour thus minimizing my chances of getting caught by the non-parkour using zombies.
And you'll know if I'm in your neck of the woods as I'll be the guy walking down the street wielding primarily a sword. Heh.
Outfit of choice: Tripps Brand pants with chains removed from pant legs and wrapped around arms instead. (Less of a snag hazard that way but still presents a weapon if needed.) Black Tank top with a fishnet shirt beneath it. Steel toe or reinforced leather combat boots with spikes on them. Spikes will be sharpened to present another weapon. Cowboy Hat, Trench Coat and tipless black gloves.
First Areas: Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Va Beach Va, Ohio, Oregon, Canada
Reason: To get choice friends to either protect them or have them assist due to their skills and abilities as well as save Kim so that even in the eyes of a zombie apocalypse RPR can continue to live on.
Next Areas: Small Cities outside of Major cities.
Reason: To use as base camps to do daily hit and run attacks on the major cities clearing out the majority of zombie populations in them.
Third Targets: Whereever I feel like going after freeing major cities.
Skills: Firearms proficiency, Parkour, Military experience allows for formulating of numerous stratagies and plans. Improvised weapons proficiency.
On a side note my choice of purposely target major cities is to place me in an area where I can maximize the use of parkour thus minimizing my chances of getting caught by the non-parkour using zombies.
And you'll know if I'm in your neck of the woods as I'll be the guy walking down the street wielding primarily a sword. Heh.
Lance2011 wrote:
Ok. Here we go. Before I present my plan, I wish to rant a bit. Very short. Very simple. Why is it everyone always seems to hole up somewhere and only kill the zombies that come near them? Come on! But...that's just me talking. And as a result of that rant you can probally guess how I'd be handling things. I've actually thought on this before to such a fine level of detail I even have a specific outfit in mind that I will wear should a zombie apocalypse occur. And here it is.
Outfit of choice: Tripps Brand pants with chains removed from pant legs and wrapped around arms instead. (Less of a snag hazard that way but still presents a weapon if needed.) Black Tank top with a fishnet shirt beneath it. Steel toe or reinforced leather combat boots with spikes on them. Spikes will be sharpened to present another weapon. Cowboy Hat, Trench Coat and tipless black gloves.
First Areas: Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Va Beach Va, Ohio, Oregon, Canada
Reason: To get choice friends to either protect them or have them assist due to their skills and abilities as well as save Kim so that even in the eyes of a zombie apocalypse RPR can continue to live on.
Next Areas: Small Cities outside of Major cities.
Reason: To use as base camps to do daily hit and run attacks on the major cities clearing out the majority of zombie populations in them.
Third Targets: Whereever I feel like going after freeing major cities.
Skills: Firearms proficiency, Parkour, Military experience allows for formulating of numerous stratagies and plans. Improvised weapons proficiency.
On a side note my choice of purposely target major cities is to place me in an area where I can maximize the use of parkour thus minimizing my chances of getting caught by the non-parkour using zombies.
And you'll know if I'm in your neck of the woods as I'll be the guy walking down the street wielding primarily a sword. Heh.
Outfit of choice: Tripps Brand pants with chains removed from pant legs and wrapped around arms instead. (Less of a snag hazard that way but still presents a weapon if needed.) Black Tank top with a fishnet shirt beneath it. Steel toe or reinforced leather combat boots with spikes on them. Spikes will be sharpened to present another weapon. Cowboy Hat, Trench Coat and tipless black gloves.
First Areas: Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Va Beach Va, Ohio, Oregon, Canada
Reason: To get choice friends to either protect them or have them assist due to their skills and abilities as well as save Kim so that even in the eyes of a zombie apocalypse RPR can continue to live on.
Next Areas: Small Cities outside of Major cities.
Reason: To use as base camps to do daily hit and run attacks on the major cities clearing out the majority of zombie populations in them.
Third Targets: Whereever I feel like going after freeing major cities.
Skills: Firearms proficiency, Parkour, Military experience allows for formulating of numerous stratagies and plans. Improvised weapons proficiency.
On a side note my choice of purposely target major cities is to place me in an area where I can maximize the use of parkour thus minimizing my chances of getting caught by the non-parkour using zombies.
And you'll know if I'm in your neck of the woods as I'll be the guy walking down the street wielding primarily a sword. Heh.
Ok thats a cool idea and all, but what you gonna do for food and water? Remember your gonna have to carry everything around right? you said 'walking' down the street, so those that mean you're wearing a back pack? Those things have to get heavy after a while...
My plan included a water source, and then I can start to worry about food. Maybe hunting, raising some chickens inside of a fenced in area, and maybe even growing potatoes, which are easy to grow and full of vitamins
not saying it's a bad idea, but you sound more like someone trying to be the hero in a movie, which isn't impossible by the way, but the chances are you'll get killed.
Am a Medic in the army, im sure i will find somewhere to take me in! But I live on a military base so id be good here for a bit.
The 'walking down the street' is for when I'm in the towns only. To get from town to town, I'd be using some type of vehicle. So when in towns, ransacking stores and such for nourishment solves the food/water issue. And yep. Does sound like I'm trying to be the hero in a movie. Won't deny that. But I'd rather die hunting zombies down than die waiting for them to come get me.
Myself, the Captain, our two dogs, and my Ruger 10/22 Boy Scout edition. Why a .22 you might ask? Simple, really
Cheese and Rice they're fizzling zombies! They aren't other people! Disregarding the fact that yes, higher caliber ammunition would be necessary for hostile forces of the still living, we are talking about zombies themselves, which means head shots only. And since the only thing that matters in a piece of metal entering the brain pan, why not choose one that will bounce around a few times and turn the whole thing into mush, even with an indirect hit. Add in the triumvirate of facts being that .22LR is MASSIVELY plentiful, incredibly interchangeable between weapons, and very lightweight, it makes perfect sense. In the house right now are no less than 3 weapons that all use .22LR, both pistols and rifles. A box of 50 .22LR weighs a fraction of a box of 20 9mm.
I too live in the country on a well, in a small enough town where population won't be an issue, but procurement of supplies will be cake.
And when Lance and his posse arrives, I will laugh at them, shake my head, then join them as is my civic duty in such trying times, provided that Lance, leader of New America, keeps my dogs and the Captain safe.
Oh yeah, and I have a bite-proof suit.
Some of you might have heard me mention that I work in a factory that deals with glass. I have heavy boots with steel toes and metatarsal protection. I have jackets, chaps, cuffs, gloves, and sleeves all made out of KEVLAR and/or Kevlar and steel rivets that can and will cover me from chin to toe in material that no homo sapiens would ever be able to bite or tear through. I specify my chin, because I would leave me head exposed, despite the risk, since your sight, smell, and most importantly your hearing are the greatest tools at your disposal when dealing with the undead.
Cheese and Rice they're fizzling zombies! They aren't other people! Disregarding the fact that yes, higher caliber ammunition would be necessary for hostile forces of the still living, we are talking about zombies themselves, which means head shots only. And since the only thing that matters in a piece of metal entering the brain pan, why not choose one that will bounce around a few times and turn the whole thing into mush, even with an indirect hit. Add in the triumvirate of facts being that .22LR is MASSIVELY plentiful, incredibly interchangeable between weapons, and very lightweight, it makes perfect sense. In the house right now are no less than 3 weapons that all use .22LR, both pistols and rifles. A box of 50 .22LR weighs a fraction of a box of 20 9mm.
I too live in the country on a well, in a small enough town where population won't be an issue, but procurement of supplies will be cake.
And when Lance and his posse arrives, I will laugh at them, shake my head, then join them as is my civic duty in such trying times, provided that Lance, leader of New America, keeps my dogs and the Captain safe.
Oh yeah, and I have a bite-proof suit.
Some of you might have heard me mention that I work in a factory that deals with glass. I have heavy boots with steel toes and metatarsal protection. I have jackets, chaps, cuffs, gloves, and sleeves all made out of KEVLAR and/or Kevlar and steel rivets that can and will cover me from chin to toe in material that no homo sapiens would ever be able to bite or tear through. I specify my chin, because I would leave me head exposed, despite the risk, since your sight, smell, and most importantly your hearing are the greatest tools at your disposal when dealing with the undead.
Wow, some of you guys got clever.
I have a next door neighbor who did some kind of black ops in some undisclosed desert during some undisclosed political conflict. Apparently he was routinely dropped in the middle of nowhere with a canteen, a knife and a sniper rifle and survived for weeks.
He's uhm... Well, let's just say that if any post apocalyptic conditions occur, I'm going to go hide in his basement and do anything he says will help us survive no matter how crazy it sounds. Because the man knows how to make crazy work.
I have a next door neighbor who did some kind of black ops in some undisclosed desert during some undisclosed political conflict. Apparently he was routinely dropped in the middle of nowhere with a canteen, a knife and a sniper rifle and survived for weeks.
He's uhm... Well, let's just say that if any post apocalyptic conditions occur, I'm going to go hide in his basement and do anything he says will help us survive no matter how crazy it sounds. Because the man knows how to make crazy work.
Kim wrote:
Wow, some of you guys got clever.
I have a next door neighbor who did some kind of black ops in some undisclosed desert during some undisclosed political conflict. Apparently he was routinely dropped in the middle of nowhere with a canteen, a knife and a sniper rifle and survived for weeks.
He's uhm... Well, let's just say that if any post apocalyptic conditions occur, I'm going to go hide in his basement and do anything he says will help us survive no matter how crazy it sounds. Because the man knows how to make crazy work.
I have a next door neighbor who did some kind of black ops in some undisclosed desert during some undisclosed political conflict. Apparently he was routinely dropped in the middle of nowhere with a canteen, a knife and a sniper rifle and survived for weeks.
He's uhm... Well, let's just say that if any post apocalyptic conditions occur, I'm going to go hide in his basement and do anything he says will help us survive no matter how crazy it sounds. Because the man knows how to make crazy work.
besides the rifle, your neighbor sounds like MacGyver
Kim wrote:
Wow, some of you guys got clever.
I have a next door neighbor who did some kind of black ops in some undisclosed desert during some undisclosed political conflict. Apparently he was routinely dropped in the middle of nowhere with a canteen, a knife and a sniper rifle and survived for weeks.
He's uhm... Well, let's just say that if any post apocalyptic conditions occur, I'm going to go hide in his basement and do anything he says will help us survive no matter how crazy it sounds. Because the man knows how to make crazy work.
I have a next door neighbor who did some kind of black ops in some undisclosed desert during some undisclosed political conflict. Apparently he was routinely dropped in the middle of nowhere with a canteen, a knife and a sniper rifle and survived for weeks.
He's uhm... Well, let's just say that if any post apocalyptic conditions occur, I'm going to go hide in his basement and do anything he says will help us survive no matter how crazy it sounds. Because the man knows how to make crazy work.
Can I come live with you and your neighbor? I'll be willing to do crazy to survive if the zombie rave party doesn't work out...
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