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Sorry, reference was not gotten. *pets*

Actually, I stole this bat from the girl that Hades dumped.

You stole it? You must have some serious DEX and larceny skills.

It's easier when you're not a man. You have better stealth that way.

(by the way, did anyone see what I did there? The name of my bat? Stole it from the girl Hades dumped? Anyone? Anyone? Please tell me my smartness was not wasted.)

Smartness around me goes to waste. Every. Single. Tim... oooh, butterfly!

I has a sad now.

*watches Richard incinerate said butterfly*

Major epic points to whoever knows who Richard is!!

William Congreve, in The mourning bride, 1697?

Richard is a warlock. A very awesome one too. He has a fork of truth, a kidneyhat and THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. He likes to hang out with wuss elves who date hot orcs.
Death to butterflies

Uhm...no? *makes a note to self to look that up*

Okay here's a hint; the girl is dating Hades. Hades deals with the underworld, aka Hell, etc. Hades dumps her. She's upset/angry. She gets a bat. What's the bat's name?

'Hell hath no fury like a woman'.

YES!!! Earendill, you have become the most amazing person I have ever known.
Don't forget he has a nice little village on the coast.

I suppose I was looking way too far for that You outsmarted me because I tried to be smart! A valiant effort, Fraulein.

...mah buttehflai.

*has a sad*

Your charred butterfly is now diamonds.

*makes a butterfly of diamonds and gives it life with the power of SCIENCE!!!!!*

Yay! *winner*

Though..my stuff usually isn't too complicated...

*GASP* SCIENCE!

*shrieky voice*

SCIENCE!

ARE YOU KIDS PLAYING WITH THE TIME-SPACE DISCOMBOBULATOR AGAIN

*hides discombobulator* No.

MOOOM, Earendill's playing with the discombobulator and he won't let me have a tuuuuurn!