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Waaait. Did her AC drop again? It was 13 a minute ago!

It dropped again as she fell below 80% HP a moment ago! She's starting to stagger.

Party Hat of Healing(Item #2224)

...Geez, that's from last year. I almost feel bad about using it.

I had to use one like that earlier. It felt really weird for some reason.

Little dusty on the top, maybe. Unless Swag has robodusters employed in the vaults?

I like to thinkI do dust off my profile display case now and again...

Am I a bad person for immediately getting a Grenade (Thanks Kelseylou) and putting it on my display case? xD

Nah. I think we all want some mementos from this momentous event.

Roll for initiative! Lorvilran rolled 1d20 and got 5. After the modifier of +1, got 6.
Queen Blight Spider rolled 1d20 and got 13. After the modifier of +10, got 23
Queen Blight Spider goes first.
Queen Blight Spider rolled 1d20 and got a natural 4. After the modifier of +5, got 9
Queen Blight Spider snaps at Lorvilran, but only manages to tear his clothes.
Lorvilran rolled 1d20 and got a natural 20. After the modifier of +5, got 25
Critical hit! Lorvilran overclocks his ray gun, and the beam explodes when it makes contact with Queen Blight Spider!
Lorvilran rolled 3d8 and got a natural 22. After the modifier of +4, got 26 Because it's a crit, that damage is multiplied by 3
Lorvilran does 78 damage to Queen Blight Spider
What next, Lorvilran?

I then immediately Lorvilran sets a rose bush on fire with his ray gun. Lorvilran shrieks and spends the round dousing the bush in water.

But i'd rather watch the bush burn because fire is pretty.

I've got a ray gun, axe and rapier all with one health on display.

Fire might be pretty, but we're working sooo hard to regrow this forest and keep our Forest Guardian allies happy. Better to put it out this week.

But the fire might hurt the queen if we push her onto it?

one big push and she could be set on fire, it's a tactical move.

But she's house sized and that's a rose bush fire

Ooooh! Grenade! Thanks, Kim.

I'll just wait a little bit before I toss this at her. She might take me out at my current HP first.

It's not the size of the fire, it's the amount of fuel I toss on it after.

You're welcome Dragonfire!

Then again I may just be a little pyro.