Queen Blight Spider turns its eight eyes away from DetectiveZack for one lucky moment. Lucky for DetectiveZack, anyway... Another warrior is not so lucky, and is forced to crawl from the battle.
*Wilhelm scream*
*Wilhelm scream*
"Critical hit! DetectiveZack puts on a pair of sunglasses and refuses to look at the explosion as Queen Blight Spider goes up in a deafening fireball."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo
That link is literally in that flavor text! 
LOL
Critical hit! DetectiveZack puts on a pair of sunglasses and refuses to look at the explosion as Queen Blight Spider goes up in a deafening fireball.
DetectiveZack rolled 6d8 and got a natural 32. After the modifier of +5, got 37 Because it's a crit, that damage is multiplied by 3
DetectiveZack does 111 damage to Queen Blight Spider
It happened again
"Don't look down on me"-Ricken FE:A
DetectiveZack rolled 6d8 and got a natural 32. After the modifier of +5, got 37 Because it's a crit, that damage is multiplied by 3
DetectiveZack does 111 damage to Queen Blight Spider
It happened again
"Don't look down on me"-Ricken FE:A
Imagine, if you will, the clattering of hooves resounding throughout Forohfor Castle as Doubutt charges into one of the L-shaped rooms - the one with the holes in the floor that it really should get patched one of these days, and the ice beetle infestation that set in months ago, but, oh, it never goes to that particular corner of the castle, not unless it needs to put an axe in a cannon for some odd-forsaken reason-
-but Doubutt careens into the room at a million miles a minute, and sees (somehow?) that the ice beetles have been happily constructing their slippery, shiny trails all over the middle of the floor, but it doesn't stop, no, it doesn't have the time to stop, it's got to find where it put that cannon when it was redecorating last Blarmtober-
-and it hits the ice and there are hooves everywhere (and tails everywhere, and beetles scattering everywhere), but somehow its hooves find just enough purchase that it sails past the holes and the beetles and keeps flying straight through the door without missing a single hoofbeat-
-and this is when you know you've been playing this thing a little bit too much.
-but Doubutt careens into the room at a million miles a minute, and sees (somehow?) that the ice beetles have been happily constructing their slippery, shiny trails all over the middle of the floor, but it doesn't stop, no, it doesn't have the time to stop, it's got to find where it put that cannon when it was redecorating last Blarmtober-
-and it hits the ice and there are hooves everywhere (and tails everywhere, and beetles scattering everywhere), but somehow its hooves find just enough purchase that it sails past the holes and the beetles and keeps flying straight through the door without missing a single hoofbeat-
-and this is when you know you've been playing this thing a little bit too much.
LOL
there is now doubutt fanfiction. Perfect
Blarmtober == probably a real month in Forhfor for sure.
yes
rofl
Queen Blight Spider rolled 1d20 and got a natural 5. After the modifier of +5, got 10
Queen Blight Spider's eight eyes glow with insane rage, and it seems to be chasing people that aren't even there. Is it mad?
Queen Blight Spider's eight eyes glow with insane rage, and it seems to be chasing people that aren't even there. Is it mad?
she's crazy 
YES I got him to show up
GO LOKI!
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the dragon
She lost her dang mind.
I have no HP but MHCD got a crit on her 
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