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The cops can't catch you robbing graves if you use your anti-gravity belt to float away with the bodies like horrible corpse balloons.

WWYCDI they had to choose between losing their sight or losing their hearing?

For Elaine a blind cool looking swordswoman sounds way better than a deaf one so sight it is.

WWYCDI they go to the toilet and midway from doing their business discover there's no paper? will they do the walk of shame?

"I am a viking, how I handle my bodily waste is of no concern of yours."
Andraste awkwardly and woefully drip dries before her expertly masking her shame with pride.



WWYCDI they awoke to a world with no natural or artificial heat?

Walter would be very cold, and get a blanket. Then he'd check the news to see what the heck was going on.
WWYCDI they found out someone was stalking them?

Depends, but not be happy, for sure.
Except...well, nor ral exceptions here.

WWYDI They had to eat only vegetable for three months straights, or be sick to the stomach everytime they eat anything else than isn't grown? (I Include fruits in vegetables here.)

Gwen would eat the vegetables for three months, probably having smoothies often as well, and if they could have drinks she'd try and have protein through shakes.
WWYCDI every time they spoke they gained one pound?

Keep shut, but wouldn't mind gained a few pounds here and then, only she wouldn't go around chatting as usual.
Well, not in fact she's chatty as well, but still.
She will surely inform her relatives of the curse, and talk only to few. Don't mind the few pounds she'll get, she will burn them anyway. Aren't pounds suppose to be fat? It's like free energy!

Oh xD, maybe she'll even try to get advantage of this! xD

WWYDI They had to choose between archery, or cavalry?

Archery. Those wannabe knights get butchered.

WWYCDI they suddenly had the girl/guy/non euclidean horror of their dreams?

Definitely Cavalry

WWYCDI YC's mother and love interest are hanging from the edge of a cliff but YC only had time to save one of them?

Walter would save his love interest. Maybe then she'd like him!
WWYCDI they found out that their best friend was a vampire?

Elaine would get drunk and with her now alcohol filled blood challenge his vampire friend to a drinking duel, the one that remains standing wins!

WWYCDI they had to name a baby, which name would they choose?

Lord, not having a clue.
Please, be it it's not in a foreign country cause it would be worse. ( And, nevermind, it wouldn't be hers, it would be a baby found on the spot, she's not into mothering any soon.)

WWYDI They found a said baby?

*Me looks at Elaine*
*Elaine shrugs back*

Elaine would probably raise it

WWYCDI they had to pay for their restaurant bill after having a nice meal but discover they have no money to pay with?

Ask friends she's been out wit, she'll not going to a restaurant to eat alone so it wouldn't happens.

WWYDI They had a brother?

Well... that'd be... awkward to meet him...


WWYCDI they were suddenly exiled from their hometown?

Elaine would party all the way towards exile.

WWYCDI they have to handle a funny yet annoying drunken friend?

!!!!

In all honesty, probably hands up slap them, or it is possible that she'll be as drunk as her/his, so there isn't really something to do. x'D.

WWYDI

They are punished to cultivate sea fruits or honey bees for a year? :').

Elaine would probably be the worst farmer ever also she would constantly harrass the bees for honey in order to make some mead

WWYCDI they had to choose a fast food restaurant for her/his first date, what restaurant will they choose?

Chelsea would choose Chick-fil-A.
WWYCDI they could read minds?

Probably read the minds of women, so hard to understand....




WWYCDI they were trapped in an indestructible box?