Misleading title is misleading.
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Welcome anyways ;p
Welcome anyways ;p
Misleading title truly makes for an epic intro! Welcome to RPR. Heh.
Ha ha. Nice.
Welcome~!
Welcome~!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Misleading title is misleading. 
But actually this makes me think you are going to fit in just fine here. Welcome!
But actually this makes me think you are going to fit in just fine here. Welcome!
I actually was like Oh man, with all these introductions we should have a forum for....Oh wait.
Welcome!
Welcome!
Sir, I am extremely and incredibly disappoint.
When you titled your introduction "Best intro ever", I was thoroughly expecting a parade of unicorns and rainbows to stream gloriously from the dim face of my dirty laptop, illuminating my small and clock-filled abode with magnificent and shiny horsebutts and musical neighing, and instantly brightening my life with multi-colored joy and candy and a profound and excellent hope for a better, unicorn-filled future.
Instead, there was an old lady who climbed out and then tried to give me religious pamphlets concerning a sandwich god. In my extreme fit of sorrow and rage for having been so completely let down by the internet, I was forced to pick up my own chair (from which I have not unstuck my wizardly rear in weeks, and therefore I was still sitting on it) and then use it to violently smack a kitten, after which I showed her the door by throwing a priceless vase I stole from somebody else at it.
You can expect to get a call from my lawyers very soon. They will find a way to brandish the blade of the law against you, for it is inevitable that you taste harsh justice for having so cruelly and so easily shattered my dreams, and for indirect kitten abuse*!
*No kitten was actually harmed in my fit of rage and sorrow, because my arms are too noodly and thin to smack kittens with something as sizable as, say, a small spoon, let alone a chair, but I need as much as I can to get the public on my side and see how much of a monster you really are. By the way, welcome to the Roleplaying Repository! I believe you will have an excellent Time here, and I look forward to encountering you further on our forums and across the character pages. There is plenty to do and plenty to see, and I'm sure you also have plenty to share with us!
When you titled your introduction "Best intro ever", I was thoroughly expecting a parade of unicorns and rainbows to stream gloriously from the dim face of my dirty laptop, illuminating my small and clock-filled abode with magnificent and shiny horsebutts and musical neighing, and instantly brightening my life with multi-colored joy and candy and a profound and excellent hope for a better, unicorn-filled future.
Instead, there was an old lady who climbed out and then tried to give me religious pamphlets concerning a sandwich god. In my extreme fit of sorrow and rage for having been so completely let down by the internet, I was forced to pick up my own chair (from which I have not unstuck my wizardly rear in weeks, and therefore I was still sitting on it) and then use it to violently smack a kitten, after which I showed her the door by throwing a priceless vase I stole from somebody else at it.
You can expect to get a call from my lawyers very soon. They will find a way to brandish the blade of the law against you, for it is inevitable that you taste harsh justice for having so cruelly and so easily shattered my dreams, and for indirect kitten abuse*!
*No kitten was actually harmed in my fit of rage and sorrow, because my arms are too noodly and thin to smack kittens with something as sizable as, say, a small spoon, let alone a chair, but I need as much as I can to get the public on my side and see how much of a monster you really are. By the way, welcome to the Roleplaying Repository! I believe you will have an excellent Time here, and I look forward to encountering you further on our forums and across the character pages. There is plenty to do and plenty to see, and I'm sure you also have plenty to share with us!
Wizard.. why are you so full of win?
And thank you everyone, glad to be here seems like a very cool website!
And thank you everyone, glad to be here seems like a very cool website!
I do not know what that gloriousness I read was, Ed, but it was glorious.
At any rate, WELCOME TO THE RPR. I'd give you a long, drawn out, humorous greeting as well, but alas! I have a headache and lazibuttitius.
So instead, welcome and have a cookie! Freshly baked!
At any rate, WELCOME TO THE RPR. I'd give you a long, drawn out, humorous greeting as well, but alas! I have a headache and lazibuttitius.
So instead, welcome and have a cookie! Freshly baked!
It may be misleading to you, but it is bloody well put if you ask me. I think it is stupendous. 
What a way to make an appearance
Kind of like when you grab your glass and for some reason you think it's water.. and when you take a sip it's soda.
Lol, a pleasure to be here.
Lol, a pleasure to be here.
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